Ask Elf Ernest

He is Santa's Vice President of Public Relations and an expert on all things Christmas. And, yes -- he is an elf. For more than a dozen years now, Elf Ernest has fielded questions from believers all over the world and has provided clear, concise answers about some of the most perplexing mysteries of Santa Claus. Elf Ernest also publishes the world-famous Update from the North Pole each day from Thanksgiving through Christmas every holiday season.

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What exactly is an elf?
Some say they're not human. Others say they are only short and have pointy ears. Elf Ernest straightens this one out.

What makes reindeer fly?
Some answers are hard to come up with -- even for an elf.

How does Santa get around the world in one night?
This is probably the oldest question in the book.

What is Santa's favorite holiday?
This answer could surprise you.

When should presents be opened?
Rules, rules, rules. Some people even have rules for this.

What is Mrs. Claus' first name?
This question gets asked every year. Especially by little girls.

Is it Donner or Donder?
You say it one way but read it another. What's the deal?

Does Santa ever get skinny?
Santa is a trendsetter in more ways than one.

What will I get for Christmas?
Enquiring minds want to know!

How does Santa get down the chimney?
Big guy, little chimney? Here is how he does it.

Is Santa's mail safe?
With bad stuff being sent by mail these days you've got to wonder.

What do elves get paid?
They work, work, work all the time. What's in it for them?

How does Santa live for so long?
If your Grandfather's father used to talk about Santa this is a question you might ask.

Questions from a 1st Grade class
This is a collection of questions from a real first grade class.