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Elf Ed Zachary
He is not your every day elf. He is a little cantankerous, a little edgy and sometimes a bit, well, impatient. He is also absolutely brilliant. When the more dubious kids out there ask the really tough questions, nobody can explain the mysteries of Santa Claus better than Elf Ed. As Ed likes to say, when you want it Ed Zachary right, he's your guy. But we must warn you. Elf Ed doesn't pull any punches. We wouldn't recommend getting smart with him. He's very old. And he doesn't like people who think they are smarter than he is. Elf Ed writes regular columns for the North Pole Gazette. We reprint a few classics here every year.  
Why the Big Guy is a Big Guy -- The media and some businesses are all over Santa because, well, he's a big guy. Elf Ed Zachary explains why Santa needs to be a big guy.
The Magic of Santa -- Some say Santa is magic. Elf Ed Zachary says that's hogwash.
Biblical Proof of Santa Claus -- Yes, Santa is in the Bible. You could look it up.
Santa Everywhere -- Around the world in one night? That's easy.
In Honor of the Christmas Stocking -- The deep symbolism of a cherished tradition explained.
A Fat Man's Holiday -- How to know Santa from Shinola.
How Santa Does It -- Answering the big questions about Santa.
Playing Head Games with Santa -- He knows when you're sleeping. Isn't that a little creepy?
The Rudolph Controversy -- What they didn't explain on TV.
Why Santa Doesn't Use Eight Tiny Penquins -- When it comes to animals, Santa has tried them all.
Why There Really is a Santa Claus-- If you can follow this logic you'll never doubt Santa again.
When Bad Things Happen to Good People-- Why Santa just can't fix everything.
It Ain's About a Bird -- Why Thanksgiving is so meaningful to Santa Claus.
When It's Not Christmas at the North Pole -- For this elf, moderation in all things is advised.
Christmas Controveries -- You would not believe what we argue about here at the North Pole.
Halloween: What's the Point? -- Ok, a kid dresses up as someone he is not and wants what? I don't get it.
The Parent-Santa Connection -- Find your presents in the closet? Here's the scoop on Santa and parents. |
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