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mrshfromjersey
09-02-2006, 08:57 PM
So, are elf shoes curled at the toe like that for a reason???
sheepsnot
09-02-2006, 08:58 PM
Every time Santa tells them they can't ride along, they kick the wall.
dvdelf
09-02-2006, 09:02 PM
I always thought it was the elfnog that curled their toes
Elf Ed Zachary
09-22-2006, 12:20 PM
Sheesh, everyone loves to succumb to stereotypes.
First of all, not all elves are short or have squeaky voices. In fact, most elves look quite normal and that's because they are meant to blend in. You don't think Santa works that list by himself do you?
Any way, I digress. About the shoes. Yes, some elves have pointy shoes. Many have pointy ears. Some have pointy gables on their homes. Others spike their hair to a point.
So what's the, um, point?
It's the snow, folks. Think about it.
Sheesh, I don't know how long I have to keep explaining these things.
Ed Zachary
Ervserver
09-28-2006, 01:54 PM
they act like skis...for fun and leisure they harness Dasher and get pulled around on the snow.
dvdelf
09-28-2006, 02:07 PM
I'm telling you its whatever they're drinking. Read his post again & tell me it doesnt sound like hes drinking the holiday punch
sheepsnot
10-01-2006, 10:42 PM
He's the Foster Brooks of the North Pole. :grin:
Ervserver
10-13-2006, 09:26 PM
related to Mel Brooks?
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