Complete the Sentence

[mommytotwo]

I will start by writing the start of an open ended question, and the next person will complete it the way that he or she would like to answer it.

They will then post the start of a new question.



For Christmas, I........

[Snow-in-Texas]

I will start one.



This year I will.....

[ballcoach]

read more educational research.

This Christmas season I......

[mommytotwo]

felt as if it had gone by really fast. I wish it was still Christmas :(.


My New Years resolution is..............

[Snow-in-Texas]

not to make any more resolutions, that's one I can keep.



I hope this year is.........

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...much better than 2009, which sucked dirty canal water.

2010 is my year to...

[Meceka]

succeed.

My dog is barking because . . .

[mommytotwo]

other dogs in the neighborhood are barking as well.



When I bake...........

[made582]

I make a mess.



For breakfast I ate..................

[Snow-in-Texas]

Eggs and butterd toast



Today at work I........

[Bradmac]

...will try to stay awake.

The best dessert I've ever eaten was...

[OZ]

The best dessert I've ever eaten was... shared with my partner.

I like the feel of

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...the wind in my face.

If I live to be 100, I will never understand...

[made582]

How to solve a rubicks cube.



If I could only vacation one spot the rest of my life it would be................

[mommytotwo]

Japan.


If I ever see Santa putting presents underneath my tree...........

[Snow-in-Texas]

I will faint



This weekend I am going to....

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...take down my Christmas decorations and start counting the days 'til next November.

I'll go completely mental if I have to...

[made582]

Make sure to come here everyday.



My favorite author is ...........

[whychristmas]

get a cup of hot chocolate.

For breakfast I would recommend...

[mommytotwo]

something that will keep you satisfied until it is lunchtime so that you do not crave for a snack.


The weather today..........

[Christmas-A-Holic]

is very cold!


This spring I plan to.....

[mommytotwo]

buy, and plant some new flower bulbs.


The reality t.v. show..........

[Snow-in-Texas]

is the worst thing that has happened to TV




My favorite Christmas movie is.....

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...Mister Magoo's Christmas Carol.

Now is the time for all good men...

[Bradmac]

...to come to the aid of their country. (I took typing in school before there were computers. I STILL had 2 mistakes in HALF of this sentence!)

I think this afternoon I'll...

[mommytotwo]

ask my husband to stop at the grocery store on his way home.


Tonight for dinner............

[Snow-in-Texas]

I will have spaghetti


My spouse and I love to.........

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...just spend time together.

If I could have one super power, I'd...

[Bradmac]

...fly!

My mom went to Hawaii, and all I got was....

[mommytotwo]

this tshirt. -(there really are those types of tshirts lol).


When my kids are sick.............

[Snow-in-Texas]

they need to get better. They are grown.



I will never make....

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...the perfect omelet because I have trouble in the folding stage.

Once upon a time there were...

[whychristmas]

a wonderful forums about Christmas! (and yes I do mean this one...)

All I want for Christmas is...

[mommytotwo]

$$$$$ :hello:.


Today, I hope to accomplish...........

[caninemom3]

.......being just a little better person than I was yesterday.

Christmas is......................

[made582]

something I hold in my heart all year.



My favorite thing to say is .......................

[SW1Dennis]

:sparkle:

"D*mn it all to hell"

If I could redo one thing in my life it would be....

[Bradmac]

...to understand that my parents actually DID know more than me when I was a teenager.

My latest selfi-indulgent purchase was...

[Snow-in-Texas]

a big bucket of Christmas cookies



My favorite hobby is.......

[ballcoach]

reading on mmc and playing farmville on facebook!

This summer I plan to......

[Snow-in-Texas]

helping my wife feed the animals at her job, then taking it easy the rest of the day.



This week I will....

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...try to get some pages drawn on my new Christmas comic.

When in doubt...

[made582]

I turn to my faith.



On my birthday I like to................

[Bradmac]

...go see the latest action flick at the theater.

My favorite animal is a...

[SW1Dennis]

:sparkle:

Dog

The one thing that REALLY gets under my skin is.......

[Snow-in-Texas]

rude people.



This Valentines day I will......

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...make my wife a mix cd of romantic love songs like I do every year.

Let me tell you about the time I accidentally...

[SW1Dennis]

:sparkle:
Closed a door on my youngest daughter's finger

When driving down the street and the stop light goes from green to yellow.........

[caninemom3]

.............I sometimes think "yellow light means go faster"


The best way to handle a rude person is....................



:rudolph:

[Bradmac]

...to kill him with kindness.

I sure wish the weather would...

[mommytotwo]

be consistent today instead of it being sunny, then gloomy, and back again.


I like to............

[Meceka]

listen to the radio while I work.

I'm going to make . . .

[mommytotwo]

peanut butter cookies one day soon with my daughter.

When I am at the doctors office.........

[whychristmas]

... I hope no one sneezes on me!

For the superbowl I'm picking....

[Snow-in-Texas]

one of the teams to win, depending on who's there.



Sometimes I wish I would have......

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...become something that pays better than "freelance cartoonist".

Once in awhile, when no one's looking, I like to...

[mommytotwo]

relax in bed, and eat some cookies or pretzels.


The last time I had gone on a trip.......

[Snow-in-Texas]

Was right before Christmas, we went to Tyler, Texas, and visited Santa Land. A huge drive through wooded area decorated to the max. Also visited Miniola, TX, a small town with nothing but locally owned businesses, it was like stepping back in time. I told my wife I want to move there.


Next Christmas I want to.........

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...God, my wife, my daughter, my extended family, my dog and comics, in that order.

Sometimes, when I can't sleep at night, I try to...

[Bradmac]

imagine I'm flying.

My favorite summertime afternoon activity is...

[whychristmas]

... doing stuff in the garden

My favourite kind of music is...

[Snow-in-Texas]

classic rock, late 60s through the 70s.


My favorite thing to watch on TV is..............

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...reruns of the James Garner Mavericks.

If I were a character in The A-Team, I'd probably be...

[AuntieMistletoeDear]

If I were a character in The A-Team, I'd probably be Hannibal, Master of Disguise because "I love it when a plan comes together".




I came across tiny footprints in the snow so I followed them to ....

[Snow-in-Texas]

a tree, it was was a squirrel



This past week was...........

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...seven days long, but seemed longer.

The best way to get a dog to stop barking is...

[made582]

to give it a nice juicy steak.



If I only had one dollar I would...............

[mommytotwo]

buy myself a drink so that I would have something to drink if I had gotten thirsty.



When I crave..........

[clarebear]

A man....

then after that I go downstairs to....

[AuntieMistletoeDear]

eat the chocolates that are waiting on the hotel pillow before ....

[Snow-in-Texas]

My wife eats them.



Doing the right thing means..........

[caninemom3]

Staying true to God and yourself.


I can't stand..........................

[mommytotwo]

it when people stand really close to me in the checkout line.



If today was...............

[SW1Dennis]

:sparkle:

Christmas, I would be very happy.

My most favorite place I have been was.....

[Snow-in-Texas]

Turner Falls in Oklahoma with my wife on our honeymoon.



Today I am going to....

[Bradmac]

...try to focus on work, even though it's so nice outside.

My favorite dessert in the world is...

[mommytotwo]

tiramisu.


I do not like it when..........

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...someone comes up to me at a show, picks up one of my books and asks "Is this a REAL comic?".

Crime does not...

[Bradmac]

...pay, unless you are a politician.

The last time I used my grill outside....

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...the wind came along that night and blew it halfway across the driveway.

Understanding women is like...

[Snow-in-Texas]

understanding basic math, at least for me understanding my wife


Tonight I am watching.......

[mommytotwo]

the Little Couple on TLC.


My favorite breakfast food.......

[yolie8174]

chocolate cake.

I like to walk in the rain and......

[Snow-in-Texas]

not step in a huge puddle.


My all time favorite movie is........

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...Walt Disney's Pinocchio.

The ends never justifies the means EXCEPT for...

[Bradmac]

...when Chuck Norris gets his payback!

If my boss gave me the afternoon off today, I'd...

[mommytotwo]

just lay in bed.


The most money I had.........

[SW1Dennis]

:sparkle:

I received when my father passed away.

When the doors are closed, the curtains are shut, and no one is around, I.........

[Snow-in-Texas]

am still pretty boring, to be honest.



My favorite thing to do with my family is.........

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...play board games on Christmas.

If you twist it too hard...

[made582]

it may explode.



The fish jumped out of the water to................

[Snow-in-Texas]

be eaten by the cat.


The chicken crossed the road because.....

[Bradmac]

...the possum didn't believe it could be done.

Never do today...

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...that which will take a government employee the better part of a week to do.

I knew a guy that had that once, and...

[made582]

he said that it wasn't worth the money.



When I arrive at the pearly gates I want st. peter to say ..........................

[Bradmac]

..."welcome, thou good and faithful servant!"

On my first real date, my date and I...

[mommytotwo]

had gone to the movies.


In twenty years......

[ballcoach]

I hope I have a two kids that are close to 20!

If I had one thing to do before I pass, it is.........

[ChristmasRose]

Enjoy building a scale (Christmas) train set...!

If I could own any car from any era my choice would be...

[whychristmas]

A brand new just out the box dodge viper, ohhhhhhhhhhh niiicccceeeeeeee

Life is like a box of chocolates... (but you can't use Mr Gump!)

[Snow-in-Texas]

it goes by too fast.


The last time I flew, I went to....

[George Broderick, Jr.]

San Diego for Comic Con... but it was in July 2001, before 9/11 and heightened security.

Sometimes, when I'm feeling goofy, I like to...

[mommytotwo]

be with my kids who make me feel as if it is okay to be like that at times.


This weekend............

[Snow-in-Texas]

will be too short.


My favorite childhood memory is........

[Bradmac]

...bird hunting with my dad.

Last night on TV, I watched...

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...Psyche and High School Reunion.

If I could be any super hero, I'd probably be...

[Bullypup]

...Superman


I was so embarrassed when...

[made582]

Fell on the ice at work and ripped my pants.



This weekend I plan to...................................

[mommytotwo]

take my daughter to tennis lessons, then go to a friends house for dinner.


I did not know............

[made582]

that Lance Smith left cmt.



If I could only put out one christmas decoration it would be...................

[mommytotwo]

My Disney Mickey head ornament :hello:


For dinner tonight.............

[Snow-in-Texas]

went over to my wife's uncle's house.


Santa is.......

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...a close personal friend, which makes it odd that he won't "friend" me on Facebook.

Why, I oughta...

[Snow-in-Texas]

finish this sentence, but I won't.:wink:



Today I didn't.......

[mommytotwo]

buy any bread while at the grocery store.


When it is raining........

[Snow-in-Texas]

things get wet.



When the roads are icy I......

[ballcoach]

I refuse to get in the car with my wife.

Snow is......

[Meceka]

Snow is likely for the rest of the week - yay!!

Candy canes are . . .

[Snow-in-Texas]

very minty.



Super Bowl Sunday I am........

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...bored to tears.

If and when I ever hit the lottery, the first thing I'm going to buy is...

[caninemom3]

I would be much more cheerful.............



Every time I think I am ahead................

[SW1Dennis]

:sparkle:

.....Somehow I am proven wrong.

Once, when I was little I.........

[Snow-in-Texas]

Fell off of our swing set and broke my arm.



My very first car was a ...........

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...were very generous with me, as always.

Personally, I find spiked egg nog to be...

[xmas365]

...pretty nauseating.




I once met this person who was famous for...

[mommytotwo]

being the Fonz-(sp?) on Happy Days.

If my hair.............

[Snow-in-Texas]

all falls out I won't care.



Yesterday I saw somebody............

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...and I'm likely to do so again today; I'm a rebel that way!

You walked out of my dreams and into...

[xmas365]

...my bathroom.






I tried making fried ice cream, but...

[Bradmac]

...I just burned it.

The last time I went to the market...

[caninemom3]

...........I forgot everything I went for !!



If I ever get out of debt...............

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...I'll tell Jesus you guys said "Hi".

Santa doesn't come down my chimney anymore because...

[caninemom3]

I don't have a fireplace anymoe :?





When pigs fly......................

[xmas365]

...we will have the fire extinguisher ready.






I found a treasure chest filled...

[Bradmac]

...with plastic doubloons. Just my luck. :-?

I wish I were still young enough to...

[mommytotwo]

know that studying harder does pay off.


When I have a headache.........

[SW1Dennis]

:sparkle:

I try to kill it with asprin.

To date, my most unfulfilled desire is......

[Snow-in-Texas]

to own a home.


When the Super Bowl is on, I will be......

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...eating a snack and reading a comic book in the next room.

Once upon a time there were three bears and a bandicoot who...

[caninemom3]

......were great friends.



The bandicoot said .....................

[mommytotwo]

I hope there is no one around to eat me.


For Superbowl............

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...take Mom's BIGGEST mixing bowl and attach a cape... Tah Dah!

Just once, I'd like it if I could...

[caninemom3]

be problem free for 24 hours..............



When 1 door closes.....................

[mommytotwo]

another door opens.


For Easter............

[made582]

I will buy my nieces and nephews chocolate.



My favorite food is?

[Solice]

and I got so scared an spilled coffee all over the book and my self.


Im so glad its Monday because...

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...from the CIA asking for her secret lasagne recipe.

It was the best of times, it was...

[mommytotwo]

the worst of times.


When it is cold outside, I like to drink.............

[SW1Dennis]

:sparkle:

So much beer that I get so drunk that I forget I am outside. But now I have to use the restroom, but I can't.......I'm outside.

I once knew a gal from Nantuckett.......

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...but as soon as the cobbler fixes "Lefty", we'll be two soles together again.

That haircut makes you look like...

[made582]

Singing along with his radio.



While out shopping I ................

[mommytotwo]

had fogotten to buy something on my shopping list.


When I think of Easter.........

[Meceka]

I think of Sunrise services.

The snow is . . .

[mommytotwo]

very cold, so be sure to wear alot of warm clothing.



When I see a sunset.............

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...I try not to stare directly into... waitaminnit! That's eclipses! Nevermind!

One time in the grocery store, when no one was looking, I...

[caninemom3]

.........sampled the fruit but it was WAX , blah !!!


When there is peace on earth....................

[mommytotwo]

everyone is more at peace, and happy.


Over the weekend........

[caninemom3]

............it snowed nonstop.


If it doesn't stop snowing soon.....................

[SW1Dennis]

:sparkle:

It's not gonna bother me cause I live where it doesn't snow.

A little song, a little dance.......

[Snow-in-Texas]

a lot of romance.cheesy


This summer I want to.......

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...think back to February, remember the snow and not complain about the heat.

If ever I would leave you...

[mommytotwo]

I would take my kids along with me.




For the Winter Olympics.............

[Bradmac]

...wake me up when it's over.

I like to hold my breath when I...

[mommytotwo]

play freeze with my kids.


The reality t.v. show that.......

[caninemom3]

...........is good has not been found yet




If I could have anything I want....................

[xmas365]

...I wouldn't want it anymore.






Walking down the street I came upon...

[George Broderick, Jr.]

... a carelessly thrown away wad of gum, which adhered firmly to the sole of my boot.

As I was going to St. Ives, I met...

[dvdelf]

2 donkeys & a rabid monkey

Yes virginia there is a Santa Claus....

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...he's just not coming to your house this year because you ask too many questions.

Living with teenagers is like...

[dvdelf]

...he's just not coming to your house this year because you ask too many questions.

Living with teenagers is like...


Getting slapped in the head every five minutes for the rest of your days

Theres nothing on tv so.....

[xmas365]

...I logged on to MMC while my kid is sleeping.






The doctor stated I only had...

[dvdelf]

2 days to eat junk food before starting a diet

My wife cooked....

[Bradmac]

...a wonderful homemade chicken noodle soup Wednesday night. I wish she'd cook that every week!

A funny thing happened on the way to work today...

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...I saw a seven car pile up... oh, I'm sorry, did I say "funny"? I meant "tragic".

"But, dear," she wailed, "I cut off and sold ALL my hair to buy you this new watch chain!" To which, her husband replied...

[caninemom3]

.........I don't even have a watch !!!




The trouble with tribbles is...................

[Bradmac]

...they ate all the quadrotriticale (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Quadrotriticale). http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t138/bradmac2/vulcan.gif

Tomorrow's weather is supposed to be so nice, I think I'll...

[caninemom3]

.........do some things Winter has stopped me from doing !!




If I had a million dollars I would................

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...be waaaaay richer than I am now, I betcha!

So, there we were, shoulder to shoulder, backs to the wall, Apaches to the left, Apaches to the right, when Jim Bowie said to me...

[caninemom3]

......"I think I need a hug !!"





If I were half as wonderful as my dogs think I am...................

[made582]

I would be a rich man.



If I had my own plane....................

[dvdelf]

it would sit there because I dont know how to fly it

If I was superman.....

[made582]

it would be a whole lot easier to shovel all of this snow.



When I was three years old I............................

[SW1Dennis]

:sparkle:

I was one heck of a cute kid. (If I say so myself)

My mom once told me.......

[xmas365]

...I was full of bologna.






As a kid I spent a lot of time...

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...watching old Popeye cartoons.

And there came a day when the people of Chile had nothing to laugh about, but suddenly...

[caninemom3]

.......an aardvark wearing a sweater ran through the streets !!




If I were sane..............

[SW1Dennis]

:sparkle:

......Then the rest of the world would be crazy and not just me.

For all its pluses and minuses........

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...Arithmetic divides my brain into two throbbing masses and multiplies my anxiety.

Michael, row the boat...

[dvdelf]

& do it slowly I want to nap

If I had a million dollars....

[Bradmac]

...I'd still be broke by the end of the week.

The last time a telemarketer called my house, I ...

[made582]

bought some ocean front property in arizona.



While swimming with the dolphins I suddenly........................

[SW1Dennis]

:sparkle:

....realized that it was lunch time. So I pulled out two slices of waterproof whole wheat bread I was carrying, put lite mayo and pepperjack cheese on it, slapped Flipper the dolphin between the slices and began to eat.

If there is one thing that I have learned through the years it is that........

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...thirty days, hath September, April, June and November.

Paddington Bear always makes me think of...

[mommytotwo]

a carefree bear.


When it is dark.........

[Bradmac]

...it's hard to see.

My plan for tomorrow is...

[made582]

to do nothing.



I always wear a hat when I..................

[mommytotwo]

go in the sun.


When I go to the beach...............

[xmas365]

...I fry like bacon in a frying pan.




When I was a kid I wished...

[Bradmac]

...I was grown up. (What was I thinking?!?)

The last time I went to the shopping mall...

[made582]

Half of the stores where empty.



While Jogging down the dirt path I triped over.................

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...the last three joggers who tripped over that exposed root.

Just when I think I've figured out how women think...

[caninemom3]

...........I get yet another surprise !!




The problem with the world today is......................

[made582]

that there are to many politicans.



As I stood there with the snake in my hands...................

[caninemom3]

..........I realized I must be really drunk





Christmas is....................

[made582]

The most wonderful time of the year.


I was walking along the beach when I ...........................

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...ran into Phil Harris singing a song about not opening a floating box.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hPn3opPmls)

There are only two kinds of people in the world...

[made582]

those who know everything and those you think they know everything.


While scuba diving on a ship wreck I was suprisied to find......................

[Snow-in-Texas]

a person living in the wreck.


If the USA wins the gold for Hockey I will....

[dvdelf]

dance a jig on a case of beer

In this episode of the simpsons....

[mommytotwo]

Bart usually does something silly.



When I had gone to the post office..........

[made582]

I realized that I forgot my wallet.



While jogging down the road I found myself...................

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...suddenly entering Havana! That was SOME jog!

This looks like a job for...

[made582]

someone who is alot stronger than me.



I was driving down the road when I felt a bump and realized...................

[xmas365]

... the lid on my coffee was loose.



You are entitled 3 wishes but...

[caninemom3]

............you will squak like a chicken every time a bell rings !!!





If I were beautiful.................

[made582]

I would be making alot more money.



While visiting the theme park I realized that ...............

[Snow-in-Texas]

it was closed


When I woke up this morning I had to.....

[xmas365]

...take off my feather suit, oh wait that was a dream.





I turned the radio up when...

[Snow-in-Texas]

Led Zeppelin came on.


I turned the radio off when...

[xmas365]

...my favorite TV show came on.




A plumber, an electrician, and Juan Valdez were...

[caninemom3]

.........taking a coffee break.



All of a sudden they heard..................

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...the tinkling and popping of a bazillion broken lightbulbs, as Roy Hobbes rounded second.

The only time I ever held a banjo in my hands, I...

[MerryBells]

was singing with Minnie Pearl and dancing onstage at the Grand Old Opry.

I need to get out of the house more often because.....

[xmas365]

...the walls are looking at me funny.




The number one rule to remember is...

[made582]

Never act like an idiot.



After hiking through the woods all day and returning to camp I fell asleep and dreamed about..................................

[xmas365]

...dancing french fries.




Maybe tomorrow we will...

[Bradmac]

...go to the parade!

I hope the person on the other end of the phone line...

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...isn't being attacked by a pack of ravenous wolverines... MAN! do I have a bad connection!

Like my ol' Pappy always told me...

[made582]

Shut up and go to your room.



While looking over the naughty & nice list santa came to my name and ....................

[caninemom3]

..........said what a good little child !!




A priest, a rabbi and a minister.................

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...were riding in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean with Buddha when Jesus came walking by.

When in Rome...

[xmas365]

...don't ask where the nearest Little Caesar's is





Papa Smurf always says...

[caninemom3]

"I'm not really a Smurf.........just a small little person painted blue !!!"



If you are mean to someone.................

[ballcoach]

they will knock you in the head!

My funniest childhood memory is....

[made582]

Knocking over the christmas tree and then running to my grandpa to protect me.



Having slayed the dragon on his way to save the princess the knight.................

[ballcoach]

tripped on a rock and fell over the side of a cliff!

If I was walking down the street and I saw Jason (from Friday 13th), I would

[caninemom3]

Hide and fast !!!!!



I am so tired of.....................

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...people picking on Sarah Palin for EVERYTHING.

One time, at band camp...

[xmas365]

...Gonzo from the Muppets actually played the right note from his trumpet.





At the movies I sat down and put my arm around...

[made582]

my date who then proceed to turn around and slap me.



Having climbed the tree to get away from the bear I thought.........................

[caninemom3]

.......I was safe until I looked over and saw ........................

[xmas365]

...Alfred, Bruce Wayne's butler, cooking fish with the bear's cubs.






Do you know why I pulled you over, well you...

[mommytotwo]

were speeding.


I wish for.............

[George Broderick, Jr.]

...nothing more than total disarmament of all nuclear nations, the ability to fly and to win Dancing With The Stars.

Steven Hawkings once told me...

[Christmasstar]

he thought school bus drivers are the most amazing people he has ever met!


I sat down slowly only...

[xmas365]

...after I gorged on 5lbs of turkey and stuffing.




In the mailbox I found...

[caninemom3]

...........a package that seemed to hiss and slither like a snake.



I put that package....................

[made582]

in my fireplace and set fire to it.



While getting ready to go out after a long day of work ....................

[mommytotwo]

it started to rain, and it ruined our plans.


For St.Patrick's Day...............

[caninemom3]

..............kiss a leprechaun !!!!



For Christmas this year...................