so bad, so punny. but smart and i cant stop giggling!!!

[elfworks]

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two deceased racoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I am very sorry, sir, but only one carrion allowed per passenger."

[Christy Carol]

*Badump bump bump*

:D

[Ervserver]

How did the raccoons perish?

[Christy Carol]

Probably roadkill :grin:

[Ervserver]

Texas Hash

[mrshfromjersey]

Almost choked on my peanut butter and banana sandwich!

[sheepsnot]

That was really good. Too bad no one in my office gets it.

[elfworks]

i know sheepy. i love smart puns. theyre like christmas morning!!!

its like that joke about rene descartes....

xo

[Ervserver]

someone wise once said "sheep dip"

[sheepsnot]

Quite often I'll say, "Aw, sheep dip!" I have no idea where I got it. Benny Hill?

[Ervserver]

Frito Lay