Sam's Club Membership Christmas catalog

[Christy Carol]

I could not believe my eyes when we got our catalog in the mail today. For a minute I thought I misread the cover and it was actually Macy's

They are offering:

A $2,734,600.00 Once in a Lifetime Cessna Citation Mustang

A $33,000.00 Vinotemp Wine Vault

A $71,000.00 Once in a Lifetime SuperBowl XLI package that includes 4 first class round trip tickets to Miami, deluxe accommodaions for four nights, lower level premium tickets to the Super Bowl and Official Tailgate Party, Golf for 2 in the NFL Alumni Super Bowl of Golf, playing with an NFL Alumnus, Spa package, front row tickets to the Alumni Player of the Year Awards followed by a limo ride to South Beach to be at guest at Dan Marino's VIP party at Nikki Beach, all VIP transportation plus 4 $750 travel vouchers, signed jerseys from Dan Marino and a Samsung digital home theater which includes a 57" LCD HDTV

A $27,560.00 Pear Shaped Tanzanite with diamonds necklace (looks just like "The Heart of the Ocean")

or

A $44,000 One in a Lifetime Tony Bennett Live in London Package which includes business class round trip to London for four, backstage meet and greet with Tony, lithograph created and signed by Tony, limo transportation, sound check passes, autographs and photos with Tony, tickets to local art events, deluxe accommodations for 5 nights in the heart of London and a traditional Scottish dinner for four.

Anyone want to borrow my catalog to place their order???

[Ervserver]

I'm a member and didn't get the catalog but I wan't the Mustang

[silver bells]

I didn't get one either. Maybe mine will be in the mailbox tomorrow. Erv, I'll fight you for the Mustang!!!! :D

[Ervserver]

We could put Christmas lights on it

[Christy Carol]

In the spirit of Christmas how about we share??


We can put lights on it and we will all load up for a ride. We can even pick up Santa along the way. Sure would be an easier way to get to all those houses Christmas Eve.

[Ervserver]

Okay !

[sheepsnot]

I watched a short news video about the catalog from a Fort Smith news station and they say the jet is actually sold out and won't be available to the general public for another two years.

[Christy Carol]

I watched a short news video about the catalog from a Fort Smith news station and they say the jet is actually sold out and won't be available to the general public for another two years.

The catalog said they have one and it will only be available for a few hours one day this month. What is all that about?? :-o

[silver bells]

Ok, I'll share!

[Ervserver]

I watched a short news video about the catalog from a Fort Smith news station and they say the jet is actually sold out and won't be available to the general public for another two years.

WHAT ! I'm gonna sue