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Christmasstar
07-20-2011, 10:52 AM
for those going through this heat wave I thought I would start a new summer time game, one I saw started on Face book

Give us your best shot by finishing the sentence:

It is so hot that...

Cows are giving evaporated milk
MerryCarey
07-20-2011, 11:07 AM
I fed my cow a Hershey bar, and now she's giving hot cocoa ...
lauriebear
07-20-2011, 01:45 PM
It's so hot that the rubber from my flip flops are melting to the asphalt (tee hee)
snowflake22
07-20-2011, 04:21 PM
...You could fry eggs on the sidewalk!

:grin:
Christmas-A-Holic
07-20-2011, 04:43 PM
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
Courtney
07-20-2011, 04:44 PM
It's so hot, birds are pulling worms out of the ground with pot-holders.
http://i56.tinypic.com/28bxnjq.gif
Christmasstar
07-20-2011, 04:59 PM
its so hot the pigs are turning into bacon
Meceka
07-20-2011, 05:22 PM
It's so hot the sunflowers have uprooted themselves to seek shade.
RadioJonD
07-20-2011, 05:32 PM
I saw a squirrel icing down his nuts.
lauriebear
07-21-2011, 09:34 AM
:lol:It so hot the puddles are boiling and the geese now drink tea
MerryBells
07-21-2011, 11:46 AM
It's so hot that the chickens are laying hard boiled eggs.
Christmasstar
07-21-2011, 12:30 PM
it's so hot the corn is popping in the field!
LittleCS
07-21-2011, 02:43 PM
It is so HOT that..........

Even my sweat is sweating!
:merry:
xmas365
07-22-2011, 07:27 AM
...the devil went back to hell to cool off
George Broderick, Jr.
07-22-2011, 08:09 AM
It's so hot:

I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking...

My spleen has a tan...

the Ice Capades is now a water polo team...
lauriebear
07-22-2011, 09:35 AM
It is so hot that the Heat Miser is now camping inside my house to cool off a bit, now he did swear me to secrecy... So, shhh, don't tell his brother OK!!!!
Christmas-A-Holic
07-22-2011, 10:05 AM
It's so hot that the trees are whistling for dogs to give them a drink.
HomemakinGirl
07-22-2011, 10:16 AM
It's so hot that you can pull a baked potato out of the ground!
George Broderick, Jr.
07-23-2011, 09:40 AM
it's so hot that all my old bell bottoms have become solar flares (flairs)..! :lol:
Snow-in-Texas
07-23-2011, 11:46 AM
It's so hot we actually started a thread about how hot it is.:lol:
Christmasstar
07-26-2011, 08:05 AM
its so hot the sand is turning into glass
made582
07-26-2011, 10:53 AM
It's so hot that Chuck Norris is starting to sweat
George Broderick, Jr.
07-26-2011, 11:30 AM
It's so hot that Chuck Norris is starting to sweat

Aw, man..! Let's not start with the whole Chuck Norris thing again..! cheesy
Christmas-A-Holic
07-26-2011, 11:38 AM
Aw, man..! Let's not start with the whole Chuck Norris thing again..! cheesy
Now we need to bump the Chuck Norris thread! =)
Christmasstar
07-26-2011, 07:32 PM
Now we need to bump the Chuck Norris thread! =)
now I know why it suddenly appeared again!
Christmasstar
07-26-2011, 07:34 PM
its so hot the pond smells like fish stew
made582
07-26-2011, 08:49 PM
It's so hot that I've converted to the metric system just to make me feel better.
(http://standard.cotweet.com/search/?q=%23itssohotcomo)
made582
07-27-2011, 01:55 PM
It's so hot that lava is refusing to come out of the ground.
Teresa
07-27-2011, 02:03 PM
It is so hot that you don't need a grill to cook out just set your food outside and the sun will cook it!
made582
07-27-2011, 03:44 PM
It's so hot the parking meters are standing on tiptoe.
Steven
07-27-2011, 08:33 PM
It's so hot I saw the heat miser buying ice today...!
Snow-in-Texas
07-28-2011, 07:17 AM
It's so hot the air conditioner needs an air conditioner.
made582
07-28-2011, 02:57 PM
It's so hot that I have found out (the hard way) that my seat belt buckle could be used as a branding iron.