What is Santa up to in September?

[Sanity Clause]

The reindeer, both the A and B teams, are being fed more and excersised more to get them ready for Christmas Eve. The elves are working ten hour shifts to get the presents ready and fill the sacks. In the Plotting Department his route is being worked down to the smallest detail and the Prep and Landing teams are getting ready too.

[Jeff Westover]

I heard a rumor that Santa is overseeing a whole new website for this year.

[MerryCarey]

I heard a rumor that Santa is overseeing a whole new website for this year.

Intriguing!

[George Broderick, Jr.]

September is a sad time for the elf children... jumping into piles of evergreen needles is NOT as much fun as jumping into piles of leaves...

[made582]

There are major problems at the north pole. There was an outbreak of snow pox that forced the shutdown of the entire workshop for over a week. That gave the wrapping department a chance to catch up a little but then the outbreak hit them to. Santa called in a special doctor to get the outbreak under control but the damage had already been done. The workshop is now a full month behind schedule and the wrapping department is in even worse shape. The only good news is coming out of the kitchen. They have finished making all of the hard candy and have now moved on to the gummy candies. Santa has made the decision to call in all of the elf reserves from all over the world. He knows they are going to need all of the help they can get if they want to finish on time.