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Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-20-2012, 02:45 PM
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Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Christmas Tree Question: Is Santa spying on me?

Here is a good question from Yao L., age 11:

My Mom says there is an elf in my house that reports back to Santa when I am naughty. Is that true?

Not exactly. We just told her that is what we...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-20-2012, 02:42 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 219
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
santahat Question: I want, I want, I want

Amin, age 10, says:

Here is what I want for Christmas: I want a iphone 5, invisibility cloak, spell book, and finally, a magic flying broomstick

A spell book? Isn't that asking a bit much?
...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-20-2012, 02:38 PM
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Views: 162
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Presentblue Question: Aren't there any girl reindeer?

Susan S, age 34 asks:

My son Eric has stumped me. He would like to know if all of the reindeer are boys. Although I know there must be girl reindeer at the North Pole, we are specifically...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-20-2012, 02:30 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 157
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
23 16x16 Question: A special delivery request

An unusual request from Kelly K, age 28:

Please make sure Santa leaves some presents two different places this year. My house and Maryland

Well this really isn't my department but your...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-20-2012, 02:26 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 265
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Oh, hello, MerryCarey. I've heard about you! I...

Oh, hello, MerryCarey. I've heard about you! I hear you have quite the eye.

Yes, I'm sorry. The last time I edited my profile was six years ago. It appears I was a little outdated. I have updated...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-20-2012, 02:19 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 212
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
star Question: Can Santa talk to Jesus?

Luciana T., age 6, comes this very important question:

Can you tell Santa to talk to Jesus and ask him to make Luciana's mom have three kids at the same time. Make sure they're born on Christmas...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-20-2012, 02:13 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 265
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
stocking Why don't people believe anymore?

From Amber G, age 13, is this very serious question:

Why don't people believe anymore?

I know exactly what you are saying, Amber.

Just the other day I heard a guy complain that the Cubs...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-20-2012, 02:07 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 132
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
stocking Question: Are there horses at the North Pole?

From, Christian S., this great questioned was asked:

Are there horses at the North Pole?

Yes, a few. They belong to Santa. One is named Angel and the other is named Star. Everyone once in a...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-20-2012, 02:05 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 261
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
stocking Question: Will the world end tomorrow?

From Alexa H., posted on 12/18/2012, comes this timely question:

Everyone says the world is going to end on the 21st. Is it?

Yeah, we heard those rumors, too. But you know what they say about...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-20-2012, 02:01 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 188
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
stocking Question: Do elves work year round?

From Eleanor C., age 10. Also posted yesterday. She asks:

Do you work all year round as an elf or just when it starts to get near Christmas?

It's year-round, kid. Day and night, night and day...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-20-2012, 01:57 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 141
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Snowman2 Question: How do I ask a girl out?

Hello, friends! Elf Ed Zachary here, at your service. I'm not as warm and fuzzy as Elf Ernest, but I'll try my best to answer your questions.

Here's a question submitted yesterday by Ashton H,...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 11-08-2008, 11:14 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,459
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
stocking Another Year at the North Pole

Hello fans,

Back again for another great season here at My Merry Christmas. As is our tradition, Elf Ernest and me will be here occasionally when Santa stops by to chat, to introduce new North...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 11-27-2007, 12:47 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 422
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
stocking Santa and His Dog(s)

Greetings,

We have been bombarded here at the North Pole in recent days about Santa and his pets. Specifically: dogs. Does Santa have a dog? That is the question we're getting over and over and...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 08:33 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,164
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Well, you don't see any wings on them do you?...

Well, you don't see any wings on them do you? Sheesh. This is so typical. You give a guy an answer to one of the Santa mysteries and then he doesn't like the answer!
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 08:31 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,164
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
This is what the boss was concerned about in...

This is what the boss was concerned about in talking about these things in an open forum, Santa.

Any thing I can do to help out?
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 08:30 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,164
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Uh, none of them are tough for you, Santa.

Uh, none of them are tough for you, Santa.
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 07:49 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,164
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Santa Explains the Mysteries

Hello and Merry Christmas,

My name is Ed Zachary and I am an elf. It is my job as a columnist for the North Pole Gazette to defend Santa and to explain the many questions that come in regarding...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-11-2006, 05:25 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,018
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
The list does not seem to be on Santa's mind much...

The list does not seem to be on Santa's mind much these days. I saw him today and he didn't say a thing to me about being on the list this year. Usually he warns me.

But not this year.
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-11-2006, 05:24 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,395
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Why won't Santa give me a cellphone?

Uh, boy...

Listen, Rachel. Why do you want a cell phone? They are costly and they look funny crammed in your ear. All you would do is tell your friends to go away and then call you on the phone....
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-11-2006, 05:14 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,049
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
American or Australian?

I'm not American nor Australian.

I'm North Polish.
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-11-2006, 05:13 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,066
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Personal elves

Hi Catelynn --

you got a bedroom-checker elf? Oh, those are the worst!!! What you want is a candy-checker elf...the kind of elf who makes you eat a lot of candy.

Of all the rotten luck, eh?
...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-11-2006, 05:11 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 2,174
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Making Christmas Come Faster

Sure. It's already two weeks closer to Christmas than when you emailed us this question.

My, how time flies.
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-11-2006, 05:09 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 974
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Christmas Caroling

That depends on your voice. If you have a voice that could melt rocks, it's probably not a good idea. Is there a reason you didn't leave us a voicemail with this, Grace.

Just wondering.
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-11-2006, 05:07 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 917
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
How high is too high?

You're asking this of an elf? Well, okay. A centerpiece should reach the ceiling. We think that would be very cool.
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-11-2006, 05:05 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,065
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Elf Mail

We got it. Nice handwriting, by the way. We were very impressed, Teddy.
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-11-2006, 05:03 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,279
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Santa's Birthday

Hi David,

Believe it or not, Santa's birthday is February 29th. That's his secret for living so long. He's only had a birthday once every four calendar years.

Don't ask me to explain. And...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-11-2006, 05:01 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,279
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Another Happy Customer

Thanks, Emma Jenny. We think you're pretty cool too.
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-11-2006, 05:00 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,279
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Gabby Wants Her Own Elf

Sorry I missed the deadline.

We're not cats, you know. And we won't mess the carpet either. But that's another topic.

I forwarded your note to Elf Ernest. He likes little girls who dot their...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-11-2006, 04:57 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,064
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Manny Asks a Question

It's a two letter word indicating direction.

Why do you ask?

Elf Ed Zachary
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-11-2006, 04:56 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,047
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
A Love Note from Brittany

Brittany, I have good news! You're not really on the naughty list after all.

You want to re-write this note and get back to me?

love,
Elf Ed Zachary

ps -- Santa loves you.
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-11-2006, 04:55 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,400
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Homework Questions

Me either. But thanks for bringing it up. Santa wants you to do well in school.

He's always said that. But homework isn't done at school, is it? So, we say just blow it off for now and have a...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-11-2006, 04:52 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,400
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
This wasn't a question really posed to us as...

This wasn't a question really posed to us as elves, but rather as Christmas movie fans.

The question surrounds Miracle on 34th Street, the 1947 version.

Dear reader, the scene you are looking...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-11-2006, 04:48 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,400
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Why Reindeer Have Antlers

A question posed to the general elf population here in recent days: Why do reindeer have antlers?

Well, to be honest, the answer isn't all that exotic. Some National Geographic films say that...
Forum: Chit Chat 12-11-2006, 04:44 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,015
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
This is getting horrid reviews. I can tell you,...

This is getting horrid reviews. I can tell you, as an elf, I'm not looking forward to this.

Every time I see John Goodman I think of his role in O Brother Where Art Thou.

Not very Santa-like.
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 10-29-2006, 12:45 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,335
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
More Questions for Santa

Not to be outdone by my associate, Elf Ernest -- who seems to get all the letters signed with smilies and S.W.A.K. stamped on them -- here are questions from Santa's mailbag that found their way to...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 10-29-2006, 12:37 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 5,794
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
I have it on good authority that Santa will be at...

I have it on good authority that Santa will be at the keyboard later today!
Forum: Introductions 09-22-2006, 12:24 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,512
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
More People!!!

Wow...look at this place! No wonder the mail at the North Pole has tripled.

Welcome to all you Christmas freaks.

I know, I know...it's nice to know me.
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 09-22-2006, 12:23 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,570
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
You know, Santa doesn't really go to all those...

You know, Santa doesn't really go to all those places. Well, he does on Christmas Eve, of course. But the rest of the year Santa stays away from those places.

Too many autograph hounds.
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 09-22-2006, 12:20 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,382
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Sheesh, everyone loves to succumb to stereotypes....

Sheesh, everyone loves to succumb to stereotypes.

First of all, not all elves are short or have squeaky voices. In fact, most elves look quite normal and that's because they are meant to blend...
Forum: Introductions 08-21-2006, 08:32 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 485
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Did this site look different in IE7? And does it...

Did this site look different in IE7? And does it look different in Opera versus IE6?

Enquiring minds who are too lazy to download all this stuff and check for themselves want to know.
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 08-21-2006, 08:30 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 5,287
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Eeewww.

Eeewww.
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 08-21-2006, 08:29 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,624
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
I doubt it. I only hear it from the really bitter...

I doubt it. I only hear it from the really bitter disbelievers. Most don't ever want to cross an elf.
Forum: Chit Chat 08-21-2006, 08:28 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,453
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Now why would that make me upset?

Now why would that make me upset?
Forum: Introductions 08-21-2006, 08:26 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,979
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
I have no worries about the pasture. Unless...

I have no worries about the pasture. Unless you're talking about the stuff on my pointy boots.
Forum: Holidays Year Round 08-21-2006, 08:25 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 6,738
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
No he didn't. I'm teaching them. Care to sign up?

No he didn't. I'm teaching them. Care to sign up?
Forum: Introductions 08-20-2006, 02:06 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,979
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Who are all these people?

Ok, so I've been negligent in my duties here. I'm stunned to see how much things have changed here. Pleased, but stunned. What have you been putting on your wheaties, Jeff?

And what's with...
Forum: Christmas Decorations 08-20-2006, 02:03 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,594
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
I don't mean to rain on anyone's parade here but...

I don't mean to rain on anyone's parade here but why pay for a Santa letter when you can get all the Santa you want here for free...authorized! Genuine! No credit card necessary.

I'm surprised...
Forum: Holidays Year Round 08-20-2006, 02:00 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 6,738
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Well, I'm not one to beat around the bush. If...

Well, I'm not one to beat around the bush. If Santa allowed me to go around popping people in the kneecaps for being un-Christmas-like I'd do it. Strange to see it in these parts though.
Forum: Christmas Newswire 08-20-2006, 01:57 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 665
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
Black Peter

I have been working on my assignments for this Christmas on MMC. I have been browsing the new stuff and I have say I really enjoyed the piece on Black Peter. I've toyed with writing about him too but...
Forum: Halloween 08-20-2006, 01:52 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 9,318
Posted By Elf Ed Zachary
You paid money for that mask, Sheepsnot? You...

You paid money for that mask, Sheepsnot?

You need help, pal. Do you wear that in front of Mrs. Snot? (I'm assuming there is a Mrs. Snot).
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