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Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-23-2012, 10:25 AM
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Santa Update For Mrs. Claus
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Posted By Santa
stocking For Mrs. Claus

Mrs. Claus wants to answer a question or two she received recently. From Taylor, who is 11 and a girl, comes this question:

First of all, is Santa real? And to prove it, what do I want for...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-23-2012, 10:16 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 127
Posted By Santa
tree Ready for your landing, Santa!

From Robby, age 9, in Vermont, came this question:

"Dear Santa. I shoveled a landing zone for you on Christmas in the backyard. There are no rocks or leaves and only a little bit of snow. There...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-23-2012, 10:10 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 148
Posted By Santa
Presentblue Question: How old is Rudolph?

Holly Richardson, who I think is six years old, sent in this question early this morning: She wants to know how old Rudolph is.

Good question, Holly. Rudolph is now going on 80 years old, Holly....
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 12-23-2012, 10:05 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 112
Posted By Santa
santahat Greetings from Santa and Mrs. Claus!

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Santa here. I send you warm greetings! Mrs. Claus and I are going to visit with some kids today who are in hospitals and who have not had a chance to visit with me yet...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 09-29-2010, 04:29 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 624
Posted By Santa
santahat Hi Ho!

Hello all!

Santa here.

Goodness! I received a report from Elf Hugo (http://www.santaupdate.com/hugo.php) at the North Pole post office. He is very concerned with what kids are thinking. It...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 11-12-2008, 07:00 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,491
Posted By Santa
Ok, smart guy...why the big picture of yourself?...

Ok, smart guy...why the big picture of yourself? Is this something new?
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 08-26-2007, 06:51 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 722
Posted By Santa
santahat A Special Announcement

As you all know, each year I hold one interview (http://mymerrychristmas.com/2006/santaspeaks.php) with the media. I usually meet with a reporter in the month of October.

This year we will do it...
Forum: Introductions 07-28-2007, 10:55 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,765
Posted By Santa
Irish wolfhounds! My goodness. How often do they...

Irish wolfhounds! My goodness. How often do they take you out for a drag?

I don't know about that magic snow. We'll have to see about that. Ever spend time in Snowflake? That's a favorite...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 10:49 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,179
Posted By Santa
Outstanding question! You are NEVER too old, too...

Outstanding question! You are NEVER too old, too fat, too ugly, too rich, too poor, too religious, too agnostic, too unbelieving, too weird, too political or too insane to sit on Santa's lap.
...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 10:46 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,179
Posted By Santa
Oh, absolutely. But not just any old eggnog. Elf...

Oh, absolutely. But not just any old eggnog. Elf Victor -- he's the elf in charge of Santa's Stables -- has a special nutritional eggnog blend engineered not only to help enhance the flying...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 10:42 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,179
Posted By Santa
Hi Jay, Merry Christmas! Yes, thank you for...

Hi Jay, Merry Christmas!

Yes, thank you for the reminder. It is all about love. Love of a mother for a child, love for a Son, love to each other. In the end, things like trees and eggnog and...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 08:52 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,330
Posted By Santa
Ah, another case where the cure is as bad as the...

Ah, another case where the cure is as bad as the affliction, I see. Sorry about that. Hope you get better soon.

love, Santa
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 08:51 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,179
Posted By Santa
Well, remember, these are trained athletes so...

Well, remember, these are trained athletes so they are on a very strict diet of oats, whole grains, corn.

And, oh yeah, chocolate.
Forum: Introductions 07-28-2007, 08:49 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,765
Posted By Santa
By all means...we specialize in that! We LOVE...

By all means...we specialize in that! We LOVE Christmas suprises. Maybe I'll have Mrs. Claus drop her a note with a candy cane recipe and get them talking....
Forum: Introductions 07-28-2007, 08:39 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,765
Posted By Santa
that's more like it! I knew there had to be...

that's more like it! I knew there had to be something on that list of yours...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 08:38 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,179
Posted By Santa
Well a lot of stories are just that...stories....

Well a lot of stories are just that...stories. But don't discount the power of love and magic at Christmas either. Lots of people say Santa is unexplainable, like taxes or the designated hitter....
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 08:36 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,179
Posted By Santa
Oh, boy. Elf Ed, why don't you go work on your...

Oh, boy. Elf Ed, why don't you go work on your next column and I'll handle this.
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 08:35 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,179
Posted By Santa
I heard about your little accident. Please let...

I heard about your little accident. Please let Love know how much I admire and thank her for taking care of you. She is not only a lovely spitting image of her Mother but she is an angel in her own...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 08:28 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,179
Posted By Santa
Yes, if you must be direct about it, dvdguy. ...

Yes, if you must be direct about it, dvdguy.

Come to think of it, don't we all have gaseous emissions?

love, Santa <== who cannot believe he opened this can of worms
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 08:27 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,179
Posted By Santa
Hi Monica! How are you, little girl? love,...

Hi Monica! How are you, little girl?

love, Santa
Forum: Introductions 07-28-2007, 08:12 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,765
Posted By Santa
C'mon! There's not a video game or DVD you're...

C'mon! There's not a video game or DVD you're dying for? Don't be shy, Mikey! Remember that year you wanted the GI Joe with the Kung Fu grip but your told your mother you wanted Battling Tops...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 08:11 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,179
Posted By Santa
Those were really pretty easy, EZ. You have any...

Those were really pretty easy, EZ. You have any toughies for me?
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 08:10 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,179
Posted By Santa
Oh dear. This is a delicate question. ...

Oh dear. This is a delicate question.

Reindeer have a natural propulsion system that is not complex or mysterious. It is the same kind of system that cattle have that gives some people worries...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 08:05 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,179
Posted By Santa
Snugly, at times, I admit. But to be candid, most...

Snugly, at times, I admit. But to be candid, most of the time I don't use chimneys. Many of you still leave your doors unlocked or a window cracked and I'll use that way in if I have to.

But...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 08:01 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,179
Posted By Santa
Well, I admit, it takes a lot of speed. But...

Well, I admit, it takes a lot of speed. But consider this, too. I've got time zones on my side. Plus a lot more reindeer than most people think. Most people measure speed in horsepower. Even the...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 07:57 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,179
Posted By Santa
Hello, Elf Ed Zachary. Pleasure to see you online...

Hello, Elf Ed Zachary. Pleasure to see you online again. Yes, we know you know it all. But we need your voice to help those who don't know to know, you know?
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 07:56 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,330
Posted By Santa
Oh. ok. It sounded more serious than that....

Oh. ok. It sounded more serious than that. Hospitals are never fun. But if it makes things cooler in Florida....
Forum: Introductions 07-28-2007, 07:55 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,765
Posted By Santa
Kitchen goodies? Is that what she really wants?...

Kitchen goodies? Is that what she really wants? Or is this more of a, um, personal request?

And by the way, what do you want this year?

love, Santa
Forum: Introductions 07-28-2007, 07:54 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,765
Posted By Santa
Oh, yes. I remember it. If I recall I gave him a...

Oh, yes. I remember it. If I recall I gave him a lump for that. Anyway, glad to hear you're better now. We'll see about that horse. But you'll have to be a VERY good girl!

love, Santa
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 07:41 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,330
Posted By Santa
Thank you, Elfworks. I will take a gander.

Thank you, Elfworks. I will take a gander.
Forum: Introductions 07-28-2007, 07:22 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,765
Posted By Santa
Mikey...let's think some happy thoughts. What is...

Mikey...let's think some happy thoughts. What is on your Christmas list this year? Have you decided yet what you will get your lovely bride? Santa can help, you know that don't you? (Oh dear...I'm...
Forum: Introductions 07-28-2007, 07:21 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,765
Posted By Santa
I talk to Jeffy all the time. Privately, though....

I talk to Jeffy all the time. Privately, though. He gets on my list every now and then. I think when he was younger we should have spent more time reading to him r-e-a-l-l-y slow.

love, Santa
Forum: Introductions 07-28-2007, 07:20 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,765
Posted By Santa
Dear, sweet Auntie, I would love to give...

Dear, sweet Auntie,

I would love to give you a horse for Christmas. I cannot think of a person better suited to love and care for such a fine animal. But something concerns me. Do you often have...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 07:14 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,330
Posted By Santa
Are you ok? love, Santa <== sticking around...

Are you ok?

love, Santa <== sticking around the Merry Forums this weekend
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 07:14 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,330
Posted By Santa
Mrs. Claus keeps all her recipes secret. This one...

Mrs. Claus keeps all her recipes secret. This one is a recipe she has been working on for months. I told her today that it was perfect but she is still fussing over them and promised to give them...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 05:42 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,330
Posted By Santa
Oh, sorry. Carry on.

Oh, sorry. Carry on.
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 05:41 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,330
Posted By Santa
Indeed. Today she made maple macadamia. A great...

Indeed. Today she made maple macadamia. A great summer tradition!
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 05:32 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,330
Posted By Santa
I know...don't ask. She also said something about...

I know...don't ask. She also said something about shoes.
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 05:30 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,330
Posted By Santa
I would but she is out shopping this evening....

I would but she is out shopping this evening. Something about nose hair.
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 05:27 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,330
Posted By Santa
Yes, Ernest. Merry Christmas!

Yes, Ernest. Merry Christmas!
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 05:26 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,330
Posted By Santa
Yes, well the sleigh-pod is still proprietary. I...

Yes, well the sleigh-pod is still proprietary. I need to have a conversation with Mr. Jobs about the whole i-phone thing. Our deal didn't include highway robbery. I won't give him the sleigh-pod...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 05:22 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,330
Posted By Santa
You're a good elf, Ernie. I look forward to some...

You're a good elf, Ernie. I look forward to some of those emails. My in-box has a spam problem too right now. Can you get Elf Dobie to look into that? Mrs. Claus is getting supicious.
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 05:21 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,330
Posted By Santa
Beatles, eh? You are world-class, elfie. I have a...

Beatles, eh? You are world-class, elfie. I have a lot of them on my sleigh-pod.

love, Santa
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 05:18 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,330
Posted By Santa
Well, the sleigh won't actually be used until...

Well, the sleigh won't actually be used until December 24th. So we will run the naming contest until December 20th and reveal the winning name on Christmas Eve day just before I take off.

How...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 05:16 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,330
Posted By Santa
Head Elf, You have a keen mind. I have a...

Head Elf,

You have a keen mind. I have a notion to put you in my marketing department.

love, Santa
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 05:13 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,330
Posted By Santa
You know that naughty song, Elfie? Tsk. Tsk. You...

You know that naughty song, Elfie? Tsk. Tsk. You need to elevate your culture a little bit. Have you ever listened to Rush?

love, Santa
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 05:12 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,330
Posted By Santa
Balderdash! I have been working for decades on...

Balderdash! I have been working for decades on warming things just a *tad* so that I can have some fresh summer squash grown at the North Pole. There has to be a way. Kindly tell Elf Knute to keep...
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 05:05 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,330
Posted By Santa
Oh, there you are. How are my squash doing? And...

Oh, there you are. How are my squash doing? And where have you been? I thought I'd have some questions from the kiddies here already today.
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 04:59 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,330
Posted By Santa
Elf Ernest? Where are you, boy?

Elf Ernest? Where are you, boy?
Forum: Santa Claus & the North Pole 07-28-2007, 04:59 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,330
Posted By Santa
That is a VERY good idea, Elfie. I will ask Elf...

That is a VERY good idea, Elfie. I will ask Elf Ernest to help set it up. Just so long as everyone understand that it has to be a GIRL's name. Greased Lightning is good, don't get me wrong, but it is...
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