I'm not new, I'm old. And very late.
Been out of the country for several months. Got back to a stuffed inbox telling me about these new forums. Must same I'm really excited.
For those who don't know me (and I see a lot of new faces), I'm Elf Ed Zachary. I'm old. I have opinions. And I'll give them to you sooner or later.
I write opinion pieces about Christmas. I defend Santa Claus. And I work in the mailroom answering letters from kooks.
That's about it. Merry Christmas.
Elf Ed Zachary