Why do North Americans call a Tap, a Faucet, yet the water that comes out if it Tap Water? why not Faucet Water. If it's Tap Water then it must be a Tap from whence it came.
How does the man who drives a Snowplow get to work in the Morning.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.