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Old 12-24-2012, 03:50 PM
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santahat Somalia Reports a Merry Christmas

Mogadishu is happy this hour as reports have come in about Santa’s visit there. Santa is really moving! – Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Command Center under lock-down… Sleigh Status: 95774 mph Reindeer Status: Record setting speeds being attained at this time. Latest Secret Spy Reports: Non-Christmas [...]

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