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Old 05-06-2013, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by jennifer91 View Post
I was just about to go to bed and I saw that I had an email from my friend. I thought I would share these before I signed off because they sure made me laugh!!

"What my Mom taught me:
Religion - "You better pray that comes out of the carpet!!"
Logic - "Because I said so, that's why!!"
Irony - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about!!"
Wisdom - "When you get to my age you'll understand!!"
Justice - "One day you'll have kids, I hope they turn out just like you!!""

"Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend's houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house."

The second one!! LOL! It makes me think of my dad. He drove me to the wrong friend's house more than once. I hope this makes someone smile before bed or in the morning!!
That's cute!! I've definitely heard some of those phrases before!!




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