Originally Posted by Maureen
(so I'm a day early; sue me)
People vs Jonathan Melton
Under US Code, I plead a Fifth. If Crown Royal (fine Canadian content) isnít available, I plead insanity. If insanity doesnít work, I throw myself to the mercy of the Court Jester. If the Court Jester isnít available, declare a mistrial and let my mercy remain in the capable hands of my nurse, Matilda (Carmelita ran off with another wheelchair).
I respectfully ask as my barrister, Montana Santa.