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Old 08-25-2008, 02:39 AM
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Perfect Present

Perfect Present:

if you're looking for something un-usual to send,
as a present this Christmas to some good old friend,
I think you will find that an excellent gift,
is a fluff-footed, frizzle-topped, three-fingered Zifft,
A fine gift to give in all gift giving seasons,
he makes a fine present for twenty-three reasons,
the first reason is: he wont talk in his sleep
the second reason is: his food is quite cheap
The third reason is: if you go anywhere,
you can take him along on the train for half far
the fourth reason is: he's friendly with eagles
and won't pick a fight with your neighborhood beagles,
the fifth reason is: when you talk on the phone
he won't make a racket or blow a trombone.
the sixth reason is that this wonderful pet
doesn't smell terribly bad when he's wet
and the rest of the reasons i sort of forget
but i certainly do recommend as a gift
the fluff-footed, frizzle-topped, three- fingered Zifft - Dr Seuss
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