Question: A special delivery request
An unusual request from Kelly K, age 28:
Please make sure Santa leaves some presents two different places this year. My house and Maryland
Well this really isn't my department but your question caught my eye. First of all, you should know that I have passed your request on to Santa. He seemed to nod like he knew what you were talking about.
That being said, I've got to ask: can't you be more specific? C'mon, Kelly. You're 28. By now you should know where the milk and cookies are kept, if you know what I mean.
Where in your house do you want your presents? Under the tree, I assume?
But what about Maryland? I understand Maryland has lots of trees.
I wouldn't want Santa's job for all the crumpets in London.
-- Ed Zachary