Erma Bombeck Thanksgiving quotes..LOL
"What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving ?" Erma Bombeck.No One Diets on Thanksgiving 26 November 1981
" "Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead." Erma Bombeck
"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence."
- Erma Bombeck,