Ask Ernest: How old are you?
Taylor asks: How old are you?
I turned 174 on my last birthday. That makes me one of the younger elves at the North Pole. My wife says I don't look a day over 92!
Of course, elves measure time a little bit differently than the rest of the world. I think it comes from having to work in measurement scales from around the world. A ton and a metric ton are two different things, you know. Elves know all that kind of stuff.
So when I say I am 174 in elf years I'm not sure what that means in years the rest of the world uses.
-- Elf Ernest