By Elf Ed Zachary
There is no doubting the ambition of every kid out there to be one of Santaís elves. We hear it all the time. It is the most common question we get here at the North Pole: how do I become an elf?
Kids, before you start sending in the emails and letters this year asking that question let me tell you this: you donít want to be an elf. And Iíve got ten reasons why:
1. Low urinals
. Letís face it. Even an elf has to take care of business. Not all elves are short but... [Read More