The Best of Christmas Sitcoms
My Top Ten list would not be complete without:
All in the Family - Christmas at the Bunkers
Andy Griffith Christmas episode
Dick Van Dyke Christmas episode
Mary Tyler Moore 1st Christmas episode...
Remember when Black Friday was on Friday?
Imagine what will happen if the stores are allowed to stay open all night Christmas Eve until lunch time on Christmas Day! This year, more than 50,000 restaurants, bars, convenience stores and...
My Dog Sam
Dear Abby, I too was picked on when I was a child and I too turned to our dog Queenie. She always gave me love and she always listened. Bless you.
You and Your brother surely made Your mum the happiest mother on this planet! really sweet of You guys.
Italy is beautifull...and Rome must be spectacular...I also want to visit it one day....only been in Tuscany (Florence, Viareggio, Lucca, Sienna).....it must have been very special to Your mother to see and hear the Pope...
We kept you room as you left it. Well, of course, except the furniture we sold in the yard sale and donated to the Goodwill. Oh, and the clothes in the closet had to be thrown out after the raccoons got in through the hole created in the ceiling after the shotgun blast. They pilfered, clawed, and chewed their way to under your bed and into your box springs. In fact, the raccoons were the reason we started the sale anyway since I’m sure you wouldn’t have wanted the clothes and furniture in that shape. We got to making so much money we went ahead and sold the stuff that wasn’t even damaged! We got a pretty penny out of your titanium golf clubs hand crafted by Golfsmith Distinguished Clubmakers specifically for your grip that compensated for the mussel damage in your left pinky from the bovine tipping accident. We practically had to throw the hand sewn by Medittranean Sea sail makers ostridge skin bag into the deal though. Did you know that those birds are considered sacred in some cultures?
Your chartreuse patent leather Gene Autry cowboy boots that I managed to wrestle from the rabid raccoon are at the shoe shop getting the scuff marks buffed out and a new heal installed after I stepped off in an open pit that we were digging for the clam bake. After the yard sale, we decided to throw a huge beach bash with all the cash we hauled in from your belongings. Nobody told me that boots and sand don’t mix! The shoe shop guy said they looked like a cat after being shoved through a tennis racquet. That’s funny because that’s exactly what everybody said I sounded like after running from the German Shepherds that the Norwegian Nurses brought with them to the party and stumbling into the pit. But the Conecuh Ridge Whiskey was of a good vintage and the nurses were so adapt at the administering thereof that I soon forgot about my ankle injury! You do have insurance don’t you?
I think the stains will come out of the genuine imitation Elvis on velvet hanging on the wall above that huge spot on the floor. We moved the mattress (only thing salvageable after the raccoons) just in time! It’s back in the space where your bed used to be. We had just enough money left from the wing ding to buy new sheets and pillows for you.
Glad to have you back, Jay and gald you had that great opportunity with your family!
So, when in Rome, did you still do as you were told?
Thanks for having me laugh out loud at my desk on my first day back Jon!!!
We did as the Romans do...Except for the smoking, drinking, driving like maniacs, whilstling at random woman(OK...I did that one) hollering and moving our hands like Pete Townshend's, napping in the afternoon, staying up late and "performing" rather than living...It was REALLY cool...And them Eyetalian woman are sumptin'...
Glad to be home though...I need a vacation from my vacation...And if anyone out there lost some weight...I found it...
Nothing is more important than the soundtrack!!!