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The Best of Christmas Sitcoms
My Top Ten list would not be complete without:
All in the Family - Christmas at the Bunkers
Andy Griffith Christmas episode
Dick Van Dyke Christmas episode
Mary Tyler Moore 1st Christmas episode...
Remember when Black Friday was on Friday?
Imagine what will happen if the stores are allowed to stay open all night Christmas Eve until lunch time on Christmas Day! This year, more than 50,000 restaurants, bars, convenience stores and...
My Dog Sam
Dear Abby, I too was picked on when I was a child and I too turned to our dog Queenie. She always gave me love and she always listened. Bless you.
10-30-2012, 01:21 PM
Dang Near Santa Himself
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Midwest, USA
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HYE - witnessed birth of an animal? (your own child doesn't count, no matter how many times you've told them their room is a pig stye)
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10-30-2012, 04:52 PM
HYE had an headache for a week?
10-31-2012, 07:45 AM
Yes... then they went home...
uh, no, not really...
HYE had any of your kids' "suspicious looking" Halloween candy run through a metal detector..?
George Broderick, Jr.
11-05-2012, 04:06 PM
HYE planted a tree?
11-05-2012, 09:14 PM
yes, but it died. Granted, this was when I was like six.
HYE bit into an apple and found something very unpleasant? (ex. worm)
Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart.
11-05-2012, 11:47 PM
Merry Forums Chestnut Roaster
Join Date: Sep 2012
Thanked 82 Times in 17 Posts
I bit into a pear with a live worm in it last week. Will not be buying more pears this year.
HYE locked your keys in your automobile?
11-06-2012, 05:23 AM
HYE run for office?
11-06-2012, 08:11 AM
no... I'm a reluctant leader... every office I've ever held, I was drafted into or taken the position because it needed to be done and no one else wanted the job...
HYE realized, too late, that it was Election Day and you forgot to vote..?
George Broderick, Jr.
11-08-2012, 08:33 AM
yes ... in a local election last year
HYE driven off with something on top of your car (which you put there but forgot)?
11-08-2012, 11:43 AM
Yes. Thank goodness it was only a cup of coffee, and not my purse.
HYE put your lights on the tree and they worked fine, and the next day they wouldn't light?
The bells of Christmas chime once more; The heavenly guest is at the door. .
He comes to earthly dwelling still, With new year gifts of peace, good will
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