Okay! Let me see if I got this straight. dvdguy and joisey girl go into this
restaurant where blues legend Shakey Jake Harris ( http://www.djangomusic.com/artist_bi...4573&morebio=1
) and Anna Nichole Smith like to hang out, do drugs, and take before and after photos.
While the prices are low and the food is good, the place doesn't pop for a heating system so it's cold at the table. Being the resourceful guy that he is, dvdguy tests the sulfur content of various articles of fuel sources before sparking a warming fire with a properly folded napkin held at a precise angel perpendicular to floor.
The Mother-In-Law comes in late and in an effort to warm her, dvdguy proceeds to rub her belly while longing for the warm Mississippi life he knew as a child, all possibly to get back at Miss Joisey Girl for dragging him into a place with no heat to start with. (And remember boys and girls, a preposition is a terrible thing to end a sentence with, not to mention dangling participles.)
Joisey Girl learns that you can't burn a candle at both ends, but one can achieve an ultra flame from only one end with the proper sulfur content of a specially folded cocktail napkin and that by law one is still kin to the other (i.e. still brother & sister, etc.) after a divorce in Mississippi.
Shake Jake Harris and Anna Nichole Smith move to Mississippi to escape the insufferable New Jersey Winters that freeze crack pipes to the point that fiery cocktail napkins are unable to keep them lit.