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Old 10-13-2006, 08:46 AM
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As with other unsolicited door knockers I go into a pointless rant on various topics until they tire and move on, likely never to return.
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I have a neighbor I hide from. If I ever let her inside I can never convince her to go home. I can be putting on a coat and have my keys in hand and she still walks right on it and sits down.
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you could always serve her some exlax brownies then she surely will have to run.

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you could always serve her some exlax brownies then she surely will have to run.

no lie!! Except she is one of those that always has something wrong with her anyway so that would give her more ammo! Ya know the kind...the ones you NEVER ask them how they are doing!
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they have a word for that...something .....aniac
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I know the kind. Life-suckers. They suck the life and happiness right out of you. After our wedding a guy came up to us and said, "I hope it lasts. My daughter's marriage ended in a few months." Oh, happy day! I feel like testing rope all of the sudden.
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I know the kind. Life-suckers. They suck the life and happiness right out of you. After our wedding a guy came up to us and said, "I hope it lasts. My daughter's marriage ended in a few months." Oh, happy day! I feel like testing rope all of the sudden.
Thanks! That will be my new code word for her. I will tell BF when I yell out Life-Sucker to run to the bedroom. That is normally where we hide out when she shows up.
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turn the tables on her! thats what i did with a neighbor like this. after months of hiding out, i found myself with nothing to do one day and wnt over to her house and just stayed and stayed and stayed. asked lots of personal and impertinent questions. i stayed til they were all figeting to sit down to dinner. she never stopped by again!! best "wasted" 3 hours i ever spent in my life!!!


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Originally Posted by ElfWorks
turn the tables on her! thats what i did with a neighbor like this. after months of hiding out, i found myself with nothing to do one day and wnt over to her house and just stayed and stayed and stayed. asked lots of personal and impertinent questions. i stayed til they were all figeting to sit down to dinner. she never stopped by again!! best "wasted" 3 hours i ever spent in my life!!!


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See, I am afraid it would start something worse. She is all the time begging me to come over. Her husband works swing shift and last year the first week of deer season he was working nights so she begged me to come and stay with her since her hubby was working and my BF was in the woods. I didnt think I was ever gonna get her to drop it. And to make matters worse she has a daughter (about 23) who is learning to be just like her so I knew I was gonna get gang rushed. Between the two of them my ears would have fallen off!!!
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get one of those mean dog tapes and when she knocks on your door play it full blast
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