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Old 03-14-2006, 12:40 PM
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Reindeer were ALL female

The reindeer Santa used were ALL female

How do I know this because ALL male rein deer have lost their antlers by the first week in Dec


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and SANTAS WIFES NAME WAS JESSICA






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Don't tell Clarise that Rudolph is a girl! She'll be highly disappointed!
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Well, I know Vixen is a girl. She has quite the reputation.

But Donner is a boy. As is Blitzen. And there isn't a girl in any species willing to call themselves Comet.

Besides, there's no way all of Santa's reindeer could be girls, I don't care what the biological facts are. These reindeer can fly. Who says then that they have to lose their antlers?

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If they were all girls (I'm about to step in it), how would they ever find their way around the world without demanding that Santa stop for directions? What about the hourly stops for restroom breaks? Could Santa ever get them to fly by an outlet mall? 8)
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Well, now that YOU brought it up, Sheep --

these reindeer are ALWAYS together. You never see them alone. That COULD mean they are all girls.
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I have been doing a little reading on this subject and it seems that most people are quoting from one or two early web articles, both of which say that "most" male reindeer lose their antlers by early December. Another interesting and amazing fact is that female reindeer can become moms as early as one year old. Some can conceive as early as 5 months old! I just find this phenominal. How could it be possible? "Your eight months old and you haven't found someone yet?"
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CLEARLY, when referring to regular run of the mill reindeer, the males loose their antlers. but we aint talking regular reindeer. so i fail to see what all the fuss is about!


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The fuss? Simple, that original post was done by a NOW plant...
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Whatever happened to the original poster anyway? help2soldiers, where are you? For a fact, I know Rudolph is a male reindeer. What female could live with a name like Rudolph.
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