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Old 10-30-2006, 11:53 AM
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so bad, so punny. but smart and i cant stop giggling!!!

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two deceased racoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I am very sorry, sir, but only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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How did the raccoons perish?
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:23 PM
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That was really good. Too bad no one in my office gets it.
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:46 PM
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i know sheepy. i love smart puns. theyre like christmas morning!!!

its like that joke about rene descartes....

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Old 10-30-2006, 02:19 PM
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someone wise once said "sheep dip"
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Quite often I'll say, "Aw, sheep dip!" I have no idea where I got it. Benny Hill?
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