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Thats my daughters Favorite JOKE!!

Plymoth Rock! HA!! What a knee slapper! she says after everytime she tells it...she's 8 and after 3 years of tht joke it still cracks me up!!
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Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,"
little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

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Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
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Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam
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That's what I thought!

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