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christmas jokes

found some christmas jokes online, thought everyone might get a kick out of them. enjoy

Q:What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-Abet

Q: What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas Alphabet Has No L (noel)

Q:What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
A: Silent Night

Q:What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic

i found these jokes at http://www.xmas-jokes.com/[/url]
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?


Thanks, I'll never part with it !
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Those are good, and family friendly.

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as long as bald Uncle Ed has a good sense of humor
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