Actual Secret Spy Reports from Elves in the Field
As you know, Santa has recruited millions of "secret spies" out in the field to help look out for danger in advance of Santa coming. Elf Ernest just sent me some of the most recent secret spy reports the North Pole has received so far tonight:
(Japan) Hey Santa, the coast is clear here. Come here first.
(California) Don't land on the lawn. My mom just sprayed it for bugs and the dog just pooped all over it.
(Australia) On 18 Moore St Kyogle NSW AUS, a family is not making cookies this year!
(Oregon) We have no snow in our neighborhood right now.
(Texas) In Dayton Texas snow hasn't fallen in about a year!
(Tennessee) One mom has no time to wrap Christmas Presents!!!!!!!
(New York) We have no Snow here yet and I am wondering if Santa would like to land in the Drive way this year instead of Landing in my back yard
(Argentina) We are reporting oír neighbor who wants to chop down our trees!!
(Australia) the weather in melbourne vic australia is thunder on christmas eve i am warning santa to be very careful
(Undisclosed) Santa, BE CARFULL WHEN YOU FLY OVER THE WORLD AS YOU MIGHT FALL OUT THE SLEIGH!! YOU COULD REALLY HURT YOUR SELF ,SO, DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH WISKY OR ANY OTHER DRINKS PEOPLE LEAVE OUT. MIND YOU, I SHALL LEAVE OUT SOME BALIEYS!!!! BY THE WAY, I KNOW THIS WILL SOUND REALLY WEIRD BUT PLEASE MAKE AS MUCH MESS AS POSSIBLE!!!! I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEIRD!!!
LOT'S OF CHRISTMAS KISSES..... HAPPY CHRISTMES!!!!!.........
(Kentucky) Rebekah Slone dosen't believe!!!!!!!
(South Carolina) A new military helicopter unit is being builtin the Upstate. Construction began in January of this year, and is expected to continue for two years. Watch out!
(Undisclosed) my left neighbor has no tree up no decorations and i'm thinking that she has lost the christmas spirit
(Alabama) Everyone around here has been having a very hard time with jobs and cannot afford the cookies for Santa. We need to figure out another way to keep his energy up so these kids can still have a good Christmas!
(Mississippi) Me Christmas Cookie i think that some people in Mississippi are very naughty but some of my family member like my cousins that live in Mississippi are not naughty they are very nice.
(Switzerland) Please tell him not to forget to drop by Francesca Valentine's house.
(Virginia) There are people that are saying Santa isn't real. Others are not allowing us to say Merry Christmas because it offends muslims and athiests!!!!! It is very sad.
(West Virginia) hello elf billy this is curtis there is going to be a mad storm in west virginia and some people are messaging santa and saying they hate him and stuff
(Scotland) People living in MY street do NOT BELIEVE IN SANTA, THEY NEED TO DIE.
(New Jersey) Nobody in our town believes in you. And most people are bad. They smoke marijuana, party, drink, and do other inappropriate things a lot. Please help fix my town.
(Canada) The weather has got to change or Santa will have to put his summer tires back on the sleigh ....There is NO snow in the forcast for Nova Scotia