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Yes, sir. Right here sir, monitoring things as usual. How can I be of service?
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Oh, there you are. How are my squash doing? And where have you been? I thought I'd have some questions from the kiddies here already today.
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Your squash are not doing well, sir. We had frost again last night and they are dreadfully small. Elf Knute says you must absolutely move them into the greenhouse sir and that this experiment is not working.

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That is a VERY good idea, Elfie. I will ask Elf Ernest to help set it up. Just so long as everyone understand that it has to be a GIRL's name. Greased Lightning is good, don't get me wrong, but it is missing that personality element I'm looking for. My sleigh, just like my Christmas tree, has to have just the right name every year. I'm very serious about this.

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i am sorry, santa, i wasnt clear. didnt mean that the sleigh should be named greased lightening. just meant that the song popped into my head when i read your description!
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Balderdash! I have been working for decades on warming things just a *tad* so that I can have some fresh summer squash grown at the North Pole. There has to be a way. Kindly tell Elf Knute to keep the heaters close by and on. We will keep trying. Elf-size squash is better than none at all.

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I need a favor, please. I am having trouble coming up with a name for the sleigh this year. We must find a name that is right and that will please Mrs. Claus. Will you help coordinate a sleigh naming contest here?
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Santa, It's not often that you are able to talk to the main head elf and with everything going on, how do you pick one topic to ask about. All those little children that are scared will realize in a couple of years that you are a cool dude. But it might be the beard and your bowl full of jelly. Plus the red isn't as comforting as maybe the red of a fire truck or a shiny new mustang or a stop sign. How about this for a name for your sleigh this year: Santa Cruiser? How about this for a motto: Sleighing the sky in a blink of an eye! With your sleigh slicing through the night sky and all.
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i am sorry, santa, i wasnt clear. didnt mean that the sleigh should be named greased lightening. just meant that the song popped into my head when i read your description!
You know that naughty song, Elfie? Tsk. Tsk. You need to elevate your culture a little bit. Have you ever listened to Rush?

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I am having trouble coming up with a name for the sleigh this year. We must find a name that is right and that will please Mrs. Claus. Will you help coordinate a sleigh naming contest here?
Yes, sir. It will be done. We will make a world-wide push to get ideas. When would you like this contest to end? At what point will you select a name, sir?
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Santa, It's not often that you are able to talk to the main head elf and with everything going on, how do you pick one topic to ask about. All those little children that are scared will realize in a couple of years that you are a cool dude. But it might be the beard and your bowl full of jelly. Plus the red isn't as comforting as maybe the red of a fire truck or a shiny new mustang or a stop sign. How about this for a name for your sleigh this year: Santa Cruiser? How about this for a motto: Sleighing the sky in a blink of an eye! With your sleigh slicing through the night sky and all.
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You have a keen mind. I have a notion to put you in my marketing department.

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i am more of a BEATLES kind of gal..... but i do like rush.

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