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Originally Posted by Elf Ernest View Post
Yes, sir. It will be done. We will make a world-wide push to get ideas. When would you like this contest to end? At what point will you select a name, sir?
Well, the sleigh won't actually be used until December 24th. So we will run the naming contest until December 20th and reveal the winning name on Christmas Eve day just before I take off.

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Brilliant, sir.
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i am more of a BEATLES kind of gal..... but i do like rush.

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Beatles, eh? You are world-class, elfie. I have a lot of them on my sleigh-pod.

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Brilliant, sir.
You're a good elf, Ernie. I look forward to some of those emails. My in-box has a spam problem too right now. Can you get Elf Dobie to look into that? Mrs. Claus is getting supicious.
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me too! well, it isnt a "sleigh" pod.......

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You're a good elf, Ernie. I look forward to some of those emails. My in-box has a spam problem too right now. Can you get Elf Dobie to look into that? Mrs. Claus is getting supicious.
Thank you, sir. Elf Dobie and team are working around the clock on it, sir. Anything else?
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me too! well, it isnt a "sleigh" pod.......

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Yes, well the sleigh-pod is still proprietary. I need to have a conversation with Mr. Jobs about the whole i-phone thing. Our deal didn't include highway robbery. I won't give him the sleigh-pod stuff until he straightens a few things out.

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Thank you, sir. Elf Dobie and team are working around the clock on it, sir. Anything else?
Yes, Ernest. Merry Christmas!
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Merry Christmas, sir. Please extend our warmest greetings to Mrs. Claus.
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Merry Christmas, sir. Please extend our warmest greetings to Mrs. Claus.
I would but she is out shopping this evening. Something about nose hair.
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