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I'm hanging in there Santa!! Nice to see you again!
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Those were really pretty easy, EZ. You have any toughies for me?
Uh, none of them are tough for you, Santa.
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love, Santa <== who cannot believe he opened this can of worms
This is what the boss was concerned about in talking about these things in an open forum, Santa.

Any thing I can do to help out?
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reindeer fly by....gaseous emissions?
Well, you don't see any wings on them do you? Sheesh. This is so typical. You give a guy an answer to one of the Santa mysteries and then he doesn't like the answer!
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I'm hanging in there Santa!! Nice to see you again!

I heard about your little accident. Please let Love know how much I admire and thank her for taking care of you. She is not only a lovely spitting image of her Mother but she is an angel in her own right. Please give her a hug from Santa and let her know I will not forget her this year.

Or you either. I might have a spare cane I can lend you!

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hey i didnt say i didnt like it. Its just a bit surprising when you think about all the stories we've heard about them over the years
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Originally Posted by Elf Ed Zachary View Post
Well, you don't see any wings on them do you? Sheesh. This is so typical. You give a guy an answer to one of the Santa mysteries and then he doesn't like the answer!
Oh, boy. Elf Ed, why don't you go work on your next column and I'll handle this.
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hey i didnt say i didnt like it. Its just a bit surprising when you think about all the stories we've heard about them over the years
Well a lot of stories are just that...stories. But don't discount the power of love and magic at Christmas either. Lots of people say Santa is unexplainable, like taxes or the designated hitter. That's not true. There are logical answers to everything. There are no real mysteries.

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I heard about your little accident. Please let Love know how much I admire and thank her for taking care of you. She is not only a lovely spitting image of her Mother but she is an angel in her own right. Please give her a hug from Santa and let her know I will not forget her this year.

Or you either. I might have a spare cane I can lend you!

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I'll hug her and be sure to tell her Santa!
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Well a lot of stories are just that...stories. But don't discount the power of love and magic at Christmas either. Lots of people say Santa is unexplainable, like taxes or the designated hitter. That's not true. There are logical answers to everything. There are no real mysteries.

love, Santa
dont discount the power of love, magic & beans.
Now i have to know, what do you feed them?
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