Ok, we have a problem. Santa's sleigh has been taken by British authorities who claim that Santa does not have a properly licensed flying vehicle. They unhitched the reindeer and then ticketed Santa for having "exotic
wildlife without a permit". So Santa has two problems now.
I have just been informed from Elf Agent X that this all might be an elaborate trap. Elf Agent X reports that
several of Santa's Secret Spies in the UK have reported to say that talk has been circulating of an attempt to kidnap Santa and hold him for ransom.
Several elves have arrived in London and have the scene circled in the sky and on the ground. They have no legal
authority but many are video taping everything that is going on. The more who have their eyes on Santa right now the safer he will be.
Santa himself is on his cellphone and he's talking very fast. We'll keep you posted.
Stay tuned to these pages for more news on Santa and Operation Merry Christmas 2005.
-- Elf Ernest, Santa's VP of Public Relations in the North Pole Newsroom
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