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The Thread of Terrible Jokes/Riddles

Discussion in 'Fun & Games' started by Christmasplease, Sep 6, 2018.



  1. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    I apologize in advance for this one!

    Why does a duck have feathers?
     
  2. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    To cover up their butt quacks.

    How do you get down off an elephant?
     
  3. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    Wow, yes!

    Run around til you get pooped out!!
     
  4. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    You don't get down off an elephant. You get down off a duck.

    (See how I kept it on theme?)
     
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  5. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    Oh no, oh dear, oh wow. Lol
     
  6. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    What's big and red and eats rocks?
     
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  7. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    :rolleyes: Hmm
     
  8. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
     
  9. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    You're too little to smoke?

    My answer is "A big red rock eater"...
     
  10. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    :eek: I’m speechless!

    What did the table cloth say to the table?
     
  11. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    I've got you covered!

    When is a door not a door?
     
  12. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    I give up!
     
  13. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    When it's ajar (a jar)
     
  14. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    Ohhh nooooooooo

    Lol
     
  15. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    Why did the dog cross the road?
     
  16. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    To get to the other side?
     
  17. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
     
  18. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    No... because he was stapled to the chicken

    To buy Power Ball tickets?
     
  19. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    Oh nooooooo!

    Because Colonel Sanders was chasing him!
     
  20. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    Why did Rembrandt wear red suspenders?
     

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