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The Thread of Terrible Jokes/Riddles

Discussion in 'Fun & Games' started by Christmasplease, Sep 6, 2018.



  1. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    I don’t know, why?
     
  2. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    To hold his paints up.
     
  3. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    Oh dear!
     
  4. Lynn68

    Lynn68 Santa Clausologist MMC Lifer

    What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry when they were put in a jar?
     
  5. Lynn68

    Lynn68 Santa Clausologist MMC Lifer

    Ha! My husband told me that joke when we were in kindergarten!
     
  6. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    "Saints preserve us, it's really jammed up in here"..?
     
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  7. Lynn68

    Lynn68 Santa Clausologist MMC Lifer

    Close... Lol! "Looks like we're in a jam!" I know, I know lame. But I learned that joke when I was 6.
     
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  8. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    What's the difference between a carton of eggs and an elephant?
     
  9. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    Hmmmm
     
  10. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    You reply "I don't know?"

    Then, I say "remind me never to send you to the store for eggs!"

    BWAH HA HAH! :D
     
  11. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    Oh nooo!
     
  12. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
     
  13. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    Eliphino!
     
  14. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    Yup!!
     
  15. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    What is the largest pencil in the world?
     
  16. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    Pennsylvania?
     
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  17. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    Yes! I first heard that one on an old Tennessee Tuxedo cartoon!

    What time is it when an elephant sits on your porch swing?
     
  18. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    Time to get a new porch swing
     
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  19. AuntieMistletoeDear

    AuntieMistletoeDear MMC Hostess of Christmas Online MMC Lifer Christmas.com Alum Christmas Crew Christmas Talk Alum

    How come you can't tell secrets on the farm?

    Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn have ears.

    Why did the cow jump over the moon?

    It was a bull and the farmer had cold hands.
     
  20. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    Lololol
     

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