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stocking Top Ten Reasons You Don't Want to Be An Elf
By Elf Ed Zachary

There is no doubting the ambition of every kid out there to be one of Santa’s elves. We hear it all the time. It is the most common question we get here at the North Pole: how do I become an elf?

Kids, before you start sending in the emails and letters this year asking that question let me tell you this: you don’t want to be an elf. And I’ve got ten reasons why:

1. Low urinals. Let’s face it. Even an elf has to take care of business. Not all elves are short but... [Read More]
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The Rudolph Controversy
By Elf Ed Zachary

You've heard the song. You've seen the claymation television special. Neither one is entirely accurate, nor are they good press for the North Pole. It's high time to set the record straight.

"Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose…" -- it's true, his nose glows like one of those lights you see on top of radio transmitters. It's pretty bright, and in the black nights of the arctic winter, you can see him for miles. That's pretty much the only p... [Read More]
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The Parent-Santa Connection
By Elf Ed Zachary

Reading Santa's mail is an exercise in human psychology.

There are the sweet letters from five-year-old girls who don't ask for anything from Santa, they just want to send a letter where they can dot their I's with a little heart. Seven-year-old boys are direct. Their letters read more like shopping lists. Quick, dull and to the point.

We get letters from older folks too. Sad mothers who can't afford much for their kids write a lot. New Dads write all the time... [Read More]
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Old 06-13-2002 04:12 PM
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The Magic of Santa
By Elf Ed Zachary



Some people say that Santa is magic. I say that some people are morons.

Santa is just a man. He has problems just like the rest of us. Broken fingernails, bunched up underwear, phone soliticitors and bad breath are as normal to Santa as they are to everyone else. He's a regular guy.

But-- oh yes, he's Santa. And that makes him special. But there isn't a lot of magic involved with what Santa does.

People use the excuse of "it's just magic" to... [Read More]
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