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That's How You Eat Gravy
By Vance James
One of my best Christmas memories comes from when I was about nine years old. But I have to warn you: this is not a feel good Christmas story. It is kind of gross.
After getting up early and opening our presents it was a family tradition to meet at my aunt's house in the afternoon for Christmas dinner. Everyone who lived closed by would come. I remember this being an adult affair and for those of us under the age of 18 that meant being mostly bored. We usually would b... [Read More]
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How to Fit the Tree in the Car
By Oberon
This is a hoot and a real treat for Christmas, made all the better because it is entirely true. It takes a bit of getting through, but stick with it. It's worth it, I promise.
A few Christmases back I was delegated to buy the family Christmas Tree, and, as is my habit, I kept putting it off until it was almost too late. Every day I would pass a little grocery shop on my way to work where the owner had piled a load of Christmas trees on the pavement for sale.
One morni... [Read More]
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05-31-2002 09:42 PM
