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Top Ten Ways to Avoid Getting Coal in Your Stocking
By Elf Ernest

10. Don't hang your stocking.

9. Fill your own stocking.

8. Put someone else's name on your stocking.

7. Sew your stocking shut.

6. Put mousetraps in your stocking. (CAUTION: Could backfire.)

5. Leave all your lights on to make Santa think you're still awake.

4. Stay up late and plead for mercy when the Coalman cometh.

3. Leave Santa tickets to the next Cardinals game instead of cookies.

2. Call the cops, have Santa arrested.

1. Line your c... [Read More]
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Old 06-13-2002 03:55 PM
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Top Ten Ways Santa Knows That You've Been Naughty
By Elf Ernest

10. That "Better Luck Next Year" banner that Santa left you before is still up.

9. When you ask Santa for a new BBQ to go with all that coal you've been getting for years now.

8. Your Mom tells Santa that your stocking is in the dryer.

7. Santa saw the empty Oreos bag on the floor but no cookies on the plate last year.

6. All that stomping registers on the Richter scale at the North Pole.

5. That scale measures most of your stomps at an 8 or hig... [Read More]
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Top Ten Things Santa Does to Pass the Offseason
By Elf Ernest

10. Travels the world with a reindeer pooper-scooper.

9. Thinks up 12 more days of Christmas.

8. Writes new Christmas top ten lists.

7. Drops watermelons from the top of David Letterman's house.

6. Takes pictures on the Easter Bunny's lap.

5. Walks the malls muttering "Where's my chair?"

4. Sends clever audition videos trying to get on "Survivor"

3. Elf bowling (you figure it out)

2. Tries to understand the differen... [Read More]
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Old 06-13-2002 03:54 PM
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Top Ten Things Never to Say on Santa's Lap
By Elf Ernest

10. Well, I guess it depends on your definition of naughty.

9. The doctor says it's not that contagious.

8. I have a really good recipe for reindeer meat.

7. Sorry. I'm pretty nervous. Next time I won't drink so much water before I come.

6. You can't believe everything Mommy says, you know.

5. Red's not really your color, is it?

4. You know, cookies and milk are really high in cholesterol.

3. I don't think my chimney is, you know, for the b... [Read More]
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Top Ten Questions for Job Applicants at the North Pole
By Elf Ernest

10. Do you still get coal in your stocking?

9. What color is the red sleigh?

8. If Mr. and Mrs. Claus gets into an argument, who is right?

7. Have you ever roasted chestnuts?

6. When Jack Frost nips at your nose, do you nip back?

5. Just what is a holly-jolly Christmas?

4. Have you ever dreamt of, say, a purple Christmas?

3. Is "Frosty the Snowman" really a Christmas song?

2. Do you know "Jingle Bells" in any other... [Read More]
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