Members Area
Countdown to Christmas --
Visit My Merry Christmas on Facebook!   Visit My Merry Christmas on Twitter!   Get My Merry Christmas on RSS
Navigation » Merry Forums of My Merry Christmas > Christmas Library > What's Popular » Top Ten Ways Santa Knows That You've Been Naughty

Home Submit Article New in the Library What's Popular Search

» What's New
santahat Remember when Black...
by MMC Editor
11-12-2013 12:55 AM
Last post by thechristmasmusicman
01-27-2014 10:42 AM
18,490 Views  4 Posts
santahat The Real History of the...
by MMC Editor
10-24-2013 12:44 PM
16,571 Views  0 Posts
santahat The Mistletoe Bough...
by MMC Editor
10-17-2013 06:19 AM
Last post by Virginia
10-30-2013 03:04 AM
22,131 Views
2 Posts
Christmas Tree A Christmas Tree for Cats
by MMC Editor
10-11-2013 08:21 AM
22,658 Views  0 Posts
Christmas Tree The Birds' Christmas...
by MMC Editor
10-11-2013 06:59 AM
Last post by Virginia
10-30-2013 03:12 AM
24,465 Views  1 Posts
» Random Entries
Kings of Extravagance
by MMC Editor
06-29-2002 08:08 PM
39,869 Views  0 Posts
Christmas Poems from...
by MerryCarey
05-15-2012 03:09 PM
43,463 Views  0 Posts
I Always Felt So Special
by MMC Editor
05-31-2002 09:20 PM
45,411 Views  0 Posts
“A Christmas Spectacle”...
by MerryCarey
05-11-2012 02:46 PM
35,972 Views  0 Posts
santahat The Legendary Christmas...
by Jeff Westover
09-26-2012 12:27 PM
62,939 Views  0 Posts
Top Ten Ways Santa Knows That You've Been Naughty
Report to Moderator Old 06-13-2002 03:55 PM
MMC Editor
 
Views: 46,217
Replies: 0
By Elf Ernest

10. That "Better Luck Next Year" banner that Santa left you before is still up.

9. When you ask Santa for a new BBQ to go with all that coal you've been getting for years now.

8. Your Mom tells Santa that your stocking is in the dryer.

7. Santa saw the empty Oreos bag on the floor but no cookies on the plate last year.

6. All that stomping registers on the Richter scale at the North Pole.

5. That scale measures most of your stomps at an 8 or higher.

4. The elves bet heavily against you just before the naughty list comes out.

3. They're naming hurricanes after you.

2. Your principal has got your parents phone number on "speed dial".

1. That darn photo of you in the post office gives you away every time.
__________________
This article is copyrighted. Use of this article in part or whole is strictly prohibited. For reprint, quotation, or excerpt use please contact Merry Network LLC.



Tags: None
Send to Friend

Rate Article:



 
Category Jump
» Featured
Top Ten Christmas Videos...
by Jeff Westover
12-16-2013 08:10 AM
14,085 Views  0 Posts
santahat Remember when Black...
by MMC Editor
11-12-2013 12:55 AM
Last post by thechristmasmusicman
01-27-2014 10:42 AM
18,490 Views  4 Posts
Annual Survey of...
by MMC Editor
09-16-2013 08:19 AM
Last post by icetene33
10-21-2013 04:04 PM
19,361 Views  2 Posts
Snowman2 Top Five Christmas Hoaxes
by MMC Editor
09-09-2013 02:14 PM
24,098 Views  0 Posts
stocking Santa Smoking: Why is...
by Jeff Westover
10-11-2012 08:10 AM
Last post by HollyJolly
09-02-2013 08:30 AM
42,378 Views  6 Posts
» Recent Comments
Hot Cocoa or Hot Chocolate: A Matter of Taste
It's hard to find good writing now a days. But you have done a great job with all these sharing hot Cocoa and hot Chocolate. That's interesting. Thanks for sharing.
by Riccardo Vasquez on 04-04-2014 01:38 AM
The Best of Christmas Sitcoms
My top favorite Christmas Sitcoms: All from M*A*S*H , Happy Days, Laverne and Shirley. Step By Step - I'll Be Home For Christmas
by Minta on 04-01-2014 10:33 AM
His Name is Bud
love this story! Thanks for sharing your memories.
by Christmasstar on 04-01-2014 06:46 AM
The Best of Christmas Sitcoms
Here are my top 10: (in no particular order) All 3 M*A*S*H Christmas episodes they made: Dear Dad Dear Sis Death Takes a Holiday The Bob Newhart Show: His Busiest Time I'm Dreaming of a...
by Christmas-A-Holic on 03-26-2014 07:50 AM
Tips for Buying a Fresh Tree
I will do that fresh cut of the trunk.....that was my problem last Christmas.....the tree lost so many needles....even tho it was fresh....the problem was....since I didn´t cut the trunk....the tree...
by trackrebel on 03-24-2014 09:13 AM
» Christmas Library Stats
Christmas Library Statistics Categories: 31, Articles: 352, Posts: 134, Total Views 18,632,321