10. Well, I guess it depends on your definition of naughty.
9. The doctor says it’s not that contagious.
8. I have a really good recipe for reindeer meat.
7. Sorry. I’m pretty nervous. Next time I won’t drink so much water before I come.
6. You can’t believe everything Mommy says, you know.
5. Red’s not really your color, is it?
4. You know, cookies and milk are really high in cholesterol.
3. I don’t think my chimney is, you know, for the big and tall.
2. Being good? You were serious about that?
1. Say — can I get a couple elves to come on over for a good foot rub?
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Father of 7, Grandfather of 7, husband of 1. Freelance writer, Major League baseball geek, aspiring Family Historian.
