Holiday Humor

Top Ten Gifts Men Don’t Want for Christmas

Ladies, please. If you’re tempted by any of these, men everywhere beg you to reconsider:

10. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage

9. Any knick-knack

8. Tickets to the ballet

7. Another new tie

6. A Bath and Body Works Soap Basket

5. New teddy bear pajamas

4. Vacuum cleaner

3. A weekend seminar on “Getting in Touch With Your Feelings”

2. Pair of fuzzy bunny slippers

1. A nose and ear hair trimmer (OK, well maybe.)

Father of 7, Grandfather of 7, husband of 1. Freelance writer, Major League baseball geek, aspiring Family Historian.

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