Christmas Haters

Christmas Haters

There is a whole new generation of Christmas lovers out there and they face things a lot of us older Christmas fanatics have never had to endure: the Christmas Hater. The following video is from a very popular YouTube star, Colleen Ballinger, who is talented, funny and — it turns out — a Christmas lover. She does a variety of musical and comedic stuff on YouTube and I only know about her from what my teenage daughters have shared with me the past few years. But this video from her was passed to me by some others and I’ve onlyRead more

Barbie’s Letter to Santa

Barbie’s Letter to Santa

Dear Santa, Listen you fat little troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT’S DEFINITELY PAY BACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I’m gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won’t wanna be around to smell it). So, here’s my holiday wish list, Santa: 1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and aRead more

Top Ten Gifts Women Don’t Want for Christmas

Top Ten Gifts Women Don’t Want for Christmas

Guys — we gave the women your list of what not to get. Now it is time for you to understand what NOT to get her this year. Take some notes: 10. A car wash kit 9. A table saw 8. Two all-day passes to Circuit City’s Home Theatre Installation Seminar 7. A case of oil 6. Five-year subscription to Sports Illustrated 5. Custom engraved bowling ball 4. New outboard motor for fishing boat 3. Rambo Trilogy on DVD 2. New satellite dish with sports package 1. Three-year membership to Weight-Watchers Clinic

Top Ten Gifts Men Don’t Want for Christmas

Top Ten Gifts Men Don’t Want for Christmas

Ladies, please. If you’re tempted by any of these, men everywhere beg you to reconsider: 10. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage 9. Any knick-knack 8. Tickets to the ballet 7. Another new tie 6. A Bath and Body Works Soap Basket 5. New teddy bear pajamas 4. Vacuum cleaner 3. A weekend seminar on “Getting in Touch With Your Feelings” 2. Pair of fuzzy bunny slippers 1. A nose and ear hair trimmer (OK, well maybe.)