Ask Elf Ernest

Elf Ernest is Santa’s Vice President of Public Relations at the North Pole. It is his job to answer questions. He has gladly done so for us since 1991. Most of the time he writes the news at SantaUpdate.com, where the story of Santa, his elves and reindeer is told every year. But every now and then he stops by here to answer to most common questions that believers in Santa Claus ask.

Who or what does a Secret Spy for Santa spy on?

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Dear Elf Ernest (on behalf of Elf Agent X, Santa's head of Secret…

What do reindeer do for fun?

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Dear Ernest (on behalf of Elf Victor, Santa's head of Reindeer…

Does Santa’s sleigh have any turbo charged rocket boosters?

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Dear Ernest (answering on behalf of Elf Quinton, Santa's Sleigh…

Can I get step-by-step instructions on how to wrap a present?

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Dear Ernest, Can Elf Wally give me step-by-step instructions…

Do elves ever pee themselves?

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Dear Ernest, Do elves ever pee themselves? Kirsty Ireland Well.…

How does Santa eat all those cookies in one night?

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Dear Ernest, How does Santa eat all of the cookies in one…

When will everyone be told what the Big Building with No Name is all about?

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Dear Ernest, When will everyone be told what the Big Building…

What do the reindeer eat?

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Dear Ernest, What do the reindeer eat? Fiona Portales,…

Is Santa a Jedi?

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Dear Ernest, Is Santa a Jedi? love, Todd New York, USA Not…

Can Santa’s sleigh be a different color than red?

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Dear Ernest, Can Santa's sleigh be a different color than…

Do elves have normal jobs like policemen?

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Dear Ernest, Do elves have normal jobs like policemen, nurses…

How is the North Pole Post Office Organized?

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Dear Ernest, How is the North Pole post office organized? Emily London,…