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Top 10 Things Never to Say on Santa’s Lap

10. Well, I guess it depends on your definition of naughty. 9. The doctor says it's not that contagious. 8. I have a really good recipe for reindeer meat. 7. Sorry. I'm pretty nervous. Next time I won't drink so much water before…
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Top 10 Things Santa Does to Pass the Offseason

10. Travels the world with a reindeer pooper-scooper. 9. Thinks up 12 more days of Christmas. 8. Writes new Christmas top ten lists. 7. Drops watermelons from the top of David Letterman's house. 6. Takes pictures on the Easter…
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Top 10 Ways Santa Knows You Have Been Naughty

10. That "Better Luck Next Year" banner that Santa left you before is still up. 9. When you ask Santa for a new BBQ to go with all that coal you've been getting for years now. 8. Your Mom tells Santa that your stocking is in the dryer.…
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Top 10 Ways to Avoid Getting Coal in Your Stocking

10. Don't hang your stocking. 9. Fill your own stocking. 8. Put someone else's name on your stocking. 7. Sew your stocking shut. 6. Put mousetraps in your stocking. (CAUTION: Could backfire.) 5. Leave all your lights on to…
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Top 10 Questions for Job Applicants at the North Pole

10. Do you still get coal in your stocking? 9. What color is the red sleigh? 8. If Mr. and Mrs. Claus gets into an argument, who is right? 7. Have you ever roasted chestnuts? 6. When Jack Frost nips at your nose, do you nip back?…