Thanksgiving Jokes

[Ervserver]

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I'll tell you at Christmas.

Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks

A blonde was out of her home on Thanksgiving Day for the first time and was missing her family desperately. Finally, she decided to cook the turkey herself just like her mom. Later when she was narrating her experiences to her mother, she said, "Mother, it was so difficult to eat the turkey."

Her concerned mother asked, "Was it not cooked properly?"
She said, "How do I know? It wouldn't sit still!"

 

[mrshamm]

those are cute :grin:

 

[Ervserver]

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'

The stock boy answered, 'No ma' am, they' re dead.'

 

[sheepsnot]

Now that last was was good. Sounds like something I'd say right before getting slapped.

 

[sheepsnot]

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[Ervserver]

just when I thought I've seen it all.....along comes the Donna Summer turkey

 

[sheepsnot]

I like it when she does the neck thing. You don't mess with a woman when she's doing the neck thing. That's just one step short of a full Linda Blair rotation.

 

[Ervserver]

I may show that to the relatives after a few rounds of eggnogs

 

[Christy Carol]

A friend of mine sent me that card last year. I played it for everyone!!!

 

[Ali]

Why does a Pilgrim's pants always fall down?

Because the silly buggers wear their belt buckle on their hat!

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock! :thanks:

 

[SnowMaiden1018]

Thats my daughters Favorite JOKE!!

Plymoth Rock! HA!! What a knee slapper! she says after everytime she tells it...she's 8 and after 3 years of tht joke it still cracks me up!!

 

[MerrySouthernChristmas]

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,"
little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam

 

[kidzrme]

Lol:dance:

 

[MerrySouthernChristmas]

That's what I thought!

LOL out loud!