The Thread of Terrible Jokes/Riddles


Lynn68

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What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry when they were put in a jar?
 

George Broderick Jr.

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You reply "I don't know?"

Then, I say "remind me never to send you to the store for eggs!"

BWAH HA HAH! :D
 

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
 

George Broderick Jr.

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Yes! I first heard that one on an old Tennessee Tuxedo cartoon!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your porch swing?
 

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How come you can't tell secrets on the farm?

Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn have ears.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

It was a bull and the farmer had cold hands.