Countdown to Christmas --
  1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

This site uses "cookies". When you use My Merry Christmas we leave a cookie on you computer to remember your preferences and to improve your site experience. These cookies are NOT set for the purposes of collecting data of any kind. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

The Thread of Terrible Jokes/Riddles

Discussion in 'Fun & Games' started by Christmasplease, Sep 6, 2018.



  1. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    How do you keep a bull from charging?

    Take away his credit card
     
  2. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    Lolololol
     
    George Broderick Jr. likes this.
  3. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    If June has June Bugs, do you know what insects are in the month before that?

    Maybe.
     
  4. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    :cool:
     
  5. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    What did the table cloth say to the table?
     
  6. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    I've got you covered!

    What did one bowling pin say to the other bowling pin?
     
  7. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    Yup!

    Hint?
     
  8. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    Hint?!? Why, I'll give you a choice of TWO punchlines!

    "Get your mind out of the gutter!"

    "Stay in your lane, bro'!"
     
  9. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    The gutter
     
    George Broderick Jr. likes this.
  10. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    How do you get down off an elephant?
     
  11. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    I know how to get out of an elephant, but not how to get down off an elephant!
     
  12. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    You don't get down off an elephant. You get down off a duck.
     
  13. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    ;)
     
  14. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    How do you keep from starving in the desert?
     
  15. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    Eat it
     
    George Broderick Jr. likes this.
  16. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    Close! But, that would be dessert with two "S"es...

    The answer is: by eating the sandwiches there (sand which is there)
     
  17. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    Oh noooooo!!!!!:eek::D
     
  18. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
     
  19. Christmasplease

    Christmasplease Ornament Craftsman MMC Lifer MMC Donor Santa's Elf Christmas Talk Alum

    I can’t even guess!!
     
  20. George Broderick Jr.

    George Broderick Jr. North Pole Resident MMC Lifer MMC Partner Christmas Crew

    He was dead.
     

Share This Page