The Thread of Terrible Jokes/Riddles


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Because her coach was a pumpkin!!!!!!!!!!

Lolllolol,kneeslap,lololol
 

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To get to the other side?

Why did the duck cross the road? (It was the chicken's day off)

Why did the dog cross the road? (He was stapled to the chicken)

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
 

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"What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?"

One is very heavy and the other is a little lighter.
 
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