Entries by Jeff Westover

There’s Something About Merry

It falls from our lips without much thought: “Merry Christmas!”. But what is it we are really saying? In an informal survey conducted recently more than 84 percent of Americans asked thought that the word “merry” meant “jolly”. Taken in context, many around the world do indeed celebrate a “jolly” Christmas these days. But that […]

Who Put the X in Christmas?

In recent years many retailers have come under fire for using the word “holiday” in substitution for the word “Christmas” in their advertising. But some have problems with the term “Xmas” as well. Just ask gift shop owner Trent Wilson. He meant no harm when he used the term “Xmas” in a 2007 ad he […]

How does Santa get down the chimney?

Dear Ernest, How does Santa get down the chimney with all of his presents? From, Phoebe Hello Phoebe, Before I answer your question, did I ever tell you that one of my favorite names in the world is Phoebe? I think it would be a great name for an elf. Sadly, Mrs. Ernest and me […]

Santa Speaks 2009

Santa met this year with Jeff Westover, editor of My Merry Christmas.com, where these interviews have been hosted for over a decade. As you know, once a year and only one a year does Santa sit down with a member of the media. Santa grants these interviews only if they are published verbatim and do […]

What makes reindeer fly?

Dear Ernest, What makes a reindeer fly? Missy J. Barcelona, Spain Hi Missy- The flight of reindeer has been attributed to everything from magic corn to fairy dust. Since most of the stories are ancient fables, there is no way to account for what actually started it all. But it might not be as unusual […]

Santa Speaks 2008

Early every October Santa sits down to be interviewed by a media personality. This has been his tradition almost as long as there has been a modern media. This year, Santa sat down with long time political reporter Hugh Kelly of KLIP-TV. This year Santa addresses the state of the world, the elections, the importance […]

What will I get for Christmas?

Dear Ernest, What will I get for Christmas? Thanks, Maria I haven’t a clue. And if I did, I wouldn’t tell you. It would be really easy to find out. All I have to do is to enter your name into my computer here and up would pop a screen with everything about you, Maria. […]

What do elves get paid?

Dear Elf Ernest, Could you please tell me and my sister about how much you get paid, and what kind of hours do you work? If you do get paid what do you get paid with? Merry Christmas Rob and Kate Dear Rob and Kate, Well, that’s a fair question. If you put aside the […]

Never Swear in Front of Santa

By Robert McReynolds I saw him. I was only 17 years old at the time. And I haven’t seen him since. But I know he’s real and nobody could ever tell me different. We had gone to bed about 5 hours before, after a long night of making merry. I slept in a room with […]

Santa Speaks 2007

Just as he does every year, Santa has been interviewed in advance of Christmas. And just as he has done in the past, Santa has met with an aspiring journalist, this year being 17-year-old Jeremy Hart of Fontana, California. Jeremy did something no other journalist with an exclusive interview has ever done — he opened […]

How does Santa live for so long?

Dear Elf Ernest, How does Santa live for so many years? Most people his age are dead. Thank you, Kaitlyn Dear Kaitlyn, Age and time can be a tricky thing to understand. But let me try to explain it in a way that will make a little sense to you. When I was a boy, […]