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The Magic of Santa

Some people say that Santa is magic. I say that some people are morons. Santa is just a man. He has problems just like the rest of us. Broken fingernails, bunched up underwear, phone soliticitors and bad breath are as normal to Santa as they…
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How Santa Does It

One of the most common questions we get around here goes along the lines of "How is it possible that Santa Claus can visit the house of every child all in one night?" When kids ask this my initial response is "Sheesh, what kind of kid are you?…
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The Rudolph Controversy

You've heard the song. You've seen the animated television special. Neither one is entirely accurate, nor are they good press for the North Pole. It's high time to set the record straight. "Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose…"…
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When Bad Things Happen to Good People

It began like any letter we receive here at the North Pole. The writer an 8 year old boy from New York City named Brandon started his letter by telling Santa how important Christmas is in his house and that, he thought -- for the most part --…
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Why There Really is a Santa Claus

Someone famous, when asked a particular question, answered by saying: "It depends what the definition of 'is' is." The world mocks him still for the ignorance of his statement. But I tell you they are words of wisdom even if they came from…